Ha ha ha *snort*

[graywarrior]

Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a
killer Rottweiler. The dog had already locked his jaws on the boy's legs.

Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a nearby fence,wedged
it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.

A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and
rushed over to interview the boy.

The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the
headline, 'Brave Boston Red Sox Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious
Animal.'

'But I'm not a Boston Red Sox fan,' the little hero interjected. 'Sorry'
replied the reporter. 'But since we're in Boston , I just assumed you
were.'

Hitting the delete key, the reporter began again, 'John Kerry Fan rescues
Friend From Horrific Dog Attack'

'But I'm not a John Kerry fan either,' the boy responds.


The reporter says, 'I assumed everybody in this state was either for the
Red Sox, John Kerry, or Ted Kennedy. What team or person do you like?''

'I'm a Texas Ranger fan, and I really like George W. Bush', the boy says.

Hitting the delete key, the reporter began again:

'Arrogant Little Republican Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet.'

[kdmorris]

1. hahaha

That's funny!!

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

2. LOL!

[malaise]

3. Heehehehehe

:rofl:

[Triana]

4. Bwahahaaaaa! (n/t)

[NV Whino]

5. That damned librul media

always twisting the truth.

[William769]

6. That made my day, thanks!

[teamster633]

7. The sentiments are correct, but the paper is wrong.

The Boston Herald is a print version of Fox News, maybe even owned by Murdoch himself. Now, the Boston Globe could have printed that story.

[Submariner]

11. Exactly. Thanks for clearing that up. Howie Carr would be proud.

[hootinholler]

16. Nevermind, I got ya now,

I'm stoopud this AM. Need more coffee!

-Hoot

[zabet]

8. Excellent!!!

I learned not to dare you to do anything anymore - you
will do it! :rofl:

It gets a Rec from me.

I bow to you graywarrior. :)

[Breeze54]

9. Funny! - But if it was a Boston Herald reporter it would have a RW spin!

The Boston Herald sucks GW's ass!!

[graywarrior]

10. I know. Whoever wrote it must not be from Boston

[JNelson6563]

12. heh If only!

:toast:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. K&R...

Off to the Greatest Page for you, graywarrior!

:yourock:

:rofl: :rofl:

[txwhitedove]

14. K&R. We love it!

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

15. love it!

[libodem]

17. Very funny!

[monmouth]

18. Another smile???

Might have heard this one

One day George Bush was out jogging and accidentally fell from a ridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident. Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and dragged the wet president out of the river.

After cleaning up he said, "Boys, you saved the President of the United States today. You deserve a reward. You name it, I'll give it to you."

The first boy said, "Please, I'd like a ticket to Disneyland!"

"I'll personally hand it to you," said Mr. Bush.

"I'd like a pair of Nike Air Turbos," the second boy said.

"I'll buy them myself and give them to you," said the grateful Bush.

"And I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it," said the third boy.

"I'll personally ... wait a second, son, you're not handicapped!"

"No -- but I will be when my dad finds out I saved you from drowning."

[graywarrior]

19. Bwahahahahahaha ! ! ! !

:rofl:

[Marr]

20. Isn't that a "liberal media" joke?

[Toucano]

21. I think it is. n/t

[emilyg]

22. Funny. Thanks.