Approaching anniversary of Foley scandal

[Rocknrule]

Thought I'd use the opportunity to start a collection of Foley jokes:

What's Foley's favorite Chinese food?
Sum Yung Boi

Why do Congressional pages have their hair parted to the side?
(Foley petting page on the head) "It's our little secret..."

What do Foley and K-Mart have in common?
They both have boy's pants half off

(Larry the Cable Guy rip-off here) "I'm happier than Mark Foley at a Harry Potter book signing"