Mitt Romney is a Plastic Whore

[JI7]

[NanceGreggs]

1. Plastic Mitt ...

... one of the GOP "inaction figures", on sale NOW!!!

Buy 'em, trade 'em, collect them ALL!!!

[Kool Kitty]

2. Frightening picture.

He looks like a wax figure. Or plastic. (Although, after reading the thread title, I was kinda expecting a pic of a Romney blow-up doll. Is that a pic of a Romney blow-up doll?)

[JI7]

4. no, it's a real pic of him

not photoshopped ora nything.

[Kool Kitty]

13. Ick.

He is a completely creepy man.

[Flabbergasted]

3. I really can't stand his persona. I always cringe when he talks.

[wordswinker]

5. What a slam

to good, hardworking whores everywhere. Take it back!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

14. Welcome to DU, wordswinker!

:toast:

[wordswinker]

16. Thanks! I can't believe I hadn't found all y'all sooner.

[Swamp Rat]

20. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[Bluebear]

6. Madame Tussaud's? They need to make it more lifelike.

This wax figure has a weird, unnatural look.

[JI7]

7. it's not a wax figure, that's really him

[Virginian]

8. Is he a real person?

He always strikes me as some sort of political android creation. Everything about him seems too clean, too perfect, too mechanical.

There's got to be a Type A personality running that android who gets reall testy if a hair gets mussed.

[11 Bravo]

17. I'm late to the party, but that is exactly what I thought.

[Bitwit1234]

9. I am not making fun but he looks like a mannequin doesn't he.

[John Q. Citizen]

10. Word's fail me....

[allalone]

11. scary pic

whenever I hear his name I think it sounds like a Pennsyvania dutch potluck dish. Noodles mitt romney.

[ruiner4u]

12. least ya cant see his magic underware...

[Starbucks Anarchist]

15. "My old positions were on this wall. The new ones are coming soon."

[Buns_of_Fire]

18. The Disney Company has outdone itself

"Audio-Animatronics" are truly fascinating.

Unfortunately, this figure isn't meant for the Hall of Presidents. Maybe Space Mountain. Or maybe the Dan'l Boone "You Bet You're Gonna Get Your Ass Wet" Pavilion.

[Maggie_May]

19. He is a clone of Bush I really think that

[mwb970]

21. Romney is the emptiest of empty suits.

Romney is an empty jabberer, Giuliani is an authoritarian liar with terrible judgment, McCain is completely filled with Bushcrap, and Thompson is an uninspiring "actor" with no discernible message.

That's quite a field them R's have this time around, ain't it?