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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 07:59 PM
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To Root Against Your Country - Art Hoppe 1971
With many thanks to BrotherBuzz

Art Hoppe (1926 - February 1, 2000) was a popular columnist for the San Francisco Chronicle for more than 40 years. He was known for satirical and allegorical columns that skewered the self-important. Many columns featured whimsical characters such as expert-in-all-things Homer T. Pettibone and a presidential candidate named Nobody. Occasionally, Hoppe reined in his humor for poignant columns on serious topics, such as this one:


TO ROOT AGAINST YOUR COUNTRY

Arthur Hoppe
March 5, 1971

The radio this morning said the Allied invasion of Laos had bogged down. Without thinking, I nodded and said, "Good."

And having said it, I realized the bitter truth: Now I root against my own country.

This is how far we have come in this hated and endless war. This is the nadir I have reached in this winter of my discontent. This is how close I border on treason:

Now I root against my own country.

How frighteningly sad this is. My generation was raised to love our country and we loved it unthinkingly. We licked Hitler and Tojo and Mussolini. Those were our shining hours. Those were our days of faith.

They were evil; we were good. They told lies; we spoke the truth. Our cause was just, our purposes noble, and in victory we were magnanimous. What a wonderful country we are! I loved it so.

But now, having descended down the torturous, brutalizing years of this bloody war, I have come to the dank and lightless bottom of the well: I have come to root against the country that once I blindly loved.

I can rationalize it. I can say that if the invasion of Laos succeeds, the chimera of victory will dance once again before our eyes -- leading us once again into more years of mindless slaughter. Thus, I can say, I hope the invasion fails.

But it is more than that. It is that I have come to hate my country's role in Vietnam.

I hate the massacres, the body counts, the free fire zones, the napalming of civilians, the poisoning of rice crops. I hate being part of My Lai. I hate the fact that we have now dropped more explosives on these scrawny Asian peasants than we did on all our enemies in World War II.

And I hate my leaders, who, over the years, have conscripted our young men and sent them there to kill or be killed in a senseless cause simply because they can find no honorable way out -- no honorable way out for them.

I don't root for the enemy. I doubt they are any better than we. I don't give a damn anymore who wins the day. But because I hate what my country is doing in Vietnam, I emotionally and often irrationally hope that it fails.

It is a terrible thing to root against your own country. If I were alone, it wouldn't matter. But I don't think I am alone. I think many Americans must feel these same sickening emotions I feel. I think they share my guilt. I think they share my rage.

If this is true, we must end this war now -- in defeat, if necessary. We must end it because all of Southeast Asia is not worth the hatred, shame, guilt and rage that is tearing Americans apart. We must end it not for those among our young who have come to hate America, but for those who somehow manage to love it still.

I doubt that I can ever again love my country in that unthinking way that I did when I was young. Perhaps this is a good thing.

But I would hope the day will come when I can once again believe what my country says and once again approve of what it does. I want to have faith once more in the justness of my country's causes and the nobleness of its ideals.

What I want so very much is to be able once again to root for my own, my native land.

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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 08:03 PM
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1. Love my country ..hate the power-hungry
sicko fascists who staged a coup in 2000 with the help of the 5 treasonous judges on the supreme court of the USA.
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 08:25 PM
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4. Me Too, But I Know What He's Saying !!!
:shrug:
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 08:31 PM
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6. Oh yeah, we could time travel
Art Hoppe and plop him down right now and he would be right in sync.
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villager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 08:08 PM
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2. Art Hoppe! Woo-hoo! Then let's not forget "The Mightiest Nation!:"
Edited on Mon Sep-17-07 08:08 PM by villager
The Mightiest Nation
By Art Hoppe
The San Francisco Chronicle

Once upon a time, there was a country that was very small and, on the whole, very good. Its citizens were proud and independent and self-reliant and generally prosperous. They believed in freedom and justice and equality. But above all, they had faith. They had faith in their religion, their leaders, their country and themselves.

And, of course, they were ambitious. Being proud of their country, they wanted to make it bigger. First, they conquered the savage tribes that hemmed them in. Then they fought innumerable wars on land and sea with foreign powers to the east and west and south. They won almost all the battles they fought and triumphed in almost all of their wars.

It took many generations, but at last the good little country was the richest, mightiest nation in the whole wide world - admired, respected, envied and feared by one and all.

"We must remain the mightiest nation," said its leaders, "so that we can insure universal peace and make everyone everyone as prosperous and decent and civilized as we are."

At first, the mightiest nation was as good as its word. It constructed highways and hygienic facilities all over the world. And for a while, it even kept the peace. But being the mightiest nation meant that its leader was the mightiest man in the world. And, naturally, he acted like it.

He surrounded himself with a palace guard of men chosen solely for their personal loyalty. He usurped the powers of the Senate, sighing treaties, waging wars and spending public funds as he saw fit.

When little countries far away rebelled, he sent troops without so much as a by-your-leave. And the mightiest nation became engaged in a series of long, costly, inconclusive campaigns in faraway lands. Many young men refused to fight for their country, and in some places, the mightiest nation employed foreign mercenaries to do battle for its causes.

And because it was the mightiest nation, it worshiped wealth and the things wealth bought. But the rich grew richer and the poor grew poorer through unfair tax laws. In the capitol, one in five were idle and on welfare.

When the poor grumbled, they were entertained by highly paid athletes and the firing of expensive rockets which often fizzled. Even so, the poor sometimes rioted and looted and burned in their frustrated rage.

Many citizens lost faith in their old religion and turned to Oriental mysticism. And the young, wearing long hair and sandals, became Jesus freaks. Bare-breasted dancers, lewd shows and sex orgies were increasingly common. And the currency was debased again and again to meet the mounting debts.

Worst of all, the citizens came to learn their leaders were corrupt - that the respected palace guard was selling favors to the rich and sending spies among the people, creating fear and distrust.

So it was that the people lost faith. They lost faith in their leaders, their currency, their rockets, their postal system, their armies, their religion, their country and, eventually, themselves.

And thus, in 476 A.D., Rome fell to the barbarians, and the Dark Ages settled over Western civilization.

http://www.truthout.org/cgi-bin/artman/exec/view.cgi/12/460
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 08:14 PM
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3. Holy Fuckin Wow !!!
Totally perfect!

:bounce::yourock::bounce:

Thank you!

:hi:
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villager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 08:28 PM
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5. I was i n my teens when I first, well, "heard" that....
The comedy team of Hudson & Landry did a "serious" recorded version...

and it's stayed with me ever since...

If only it weren't becoming truer...
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 09:25 PM
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7. Is This It ???
Link: http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=23349

:bounce::hi::bounce:

Damn... Thought it was the whole thing.

:shrug:

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mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 11:09 PM
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8. substitute in a half dozen words, and this was written yesterday
my anger and outrage is to such a point that i am completely numb
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 11:13 PM
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9. Ding, ding, ding!
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mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 11:38 PM
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10. here, I did the work for you
(i changed 7 separate words and/or phrases)


The radio this morning said the Coalition surge in Iraq had bogged down. Without thinking, I nodded and said, "Good."

And having said it, I realized the bitter truth: Now I root against my own country.

This is how far we have come in this hated and endless war. This is the nadir I have reached in this winter of my discontent. This is how close I border on treason:

Now I root against my own country.

How frighteningly sad this is. My generation was raised to love our country and we loved it unthinkingly. We licked Hitler and Tojo and Mussolini. Those were our shining hours. Those were our days of faith.

They were evil; we were good. They told lies; we spoke the truth. Our cause was just, our purposes noble, and in victory we were magnanimous. What a wonderful country we are! I loved it so.

But now, having descended down the torturous, brutalizing years of this bloody war, I have come to the dank and lightless bottom of the well: I have come to root against the country that once I blindly loved.

I can rationalize it. I can say that if the surge in Iraq succeeds, the chimera of victory will dance once again before our eyes -- leading us once again into more years of mindless slaughter. Thus, I can say, I hope the surge fails.

But it is more than that. It is that I have come to hate my country's role in Iraq.

I hate the massacres, the body counts, the free fire zones, dropping phosphorous on civilians, the poisoning of the water supply. I hate being part of Haditha. I hate the fact that we have now dropped more explosives on Iraq than we did on Germany in World War II.

And I hate my leaders, who, over the years, have conscripted our young men and sent them there to kill or be killed in a senseless cause simply because they can find no honorable way out -- no honorable way out for them.

I don't root for the enemy. I doubt they are any better than we. I don't give a damn anymore who wins the day. But because I hate what my country is doing in Iraq, I emotionally and often irrationally hope that it fails.

It is a terrible thing to root against your own country. If I were alone, it wouldn't matter. But I don't think I am alone. I think many Americans must feel these same sickening emotions I feel. I think they share my guilt. I think they share my rage.

If this is true, we must end this war now -- in defeat, if necessary. We must end it because all of the Middle East is not worth the hatred, shame, guilt and rage that is tearing Americans apart. We must end it not for those among our young who have come to hate America, but for those who somehow manage to love it still.

I doubt that I can ever again love my country in that unthinking way that I did when I was young. Perhaps this is a good thing.

But I would hope the day will come when I can once again believe what my country says and once again approve of what it does. I want to have faith once more in the justness of my country's causes and the nobleness of its ideals.

What I want so very much is to be able once again to root for my own, my native land.
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 11:47 PM
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11. That deserves it's own thread
With an appropriate attribution to Art Hoppe, you're go to go.

:thumbsup:
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mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 11:52 PM
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12. done, and thanks
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truedelphi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 06:15 PM
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13. Oh Art What would you be writing now?
Edited on Tue Sep-18-07 06:16 PM by truedelphi
Always so personable, so neighbor-next-door endearing.

Funny and honest. And concise.

I still use you as my inspiration when attempting satire.

But one thing I need to point out: would he even say in PRINT TODAY inside a major newspaper that he no longer is rooting for his country??

What would happen to any journalist that did that NOW??
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