ROFL!!! Chimpy wants to sign up for duty in Iraq!! Alas, he's too old

[CatWoman]

:rofl:

Bush Expresses Desire To Serve In Iraq, Except ‘I’m Too Old’ And Terrorists ‘Would Notice Me’

The Washington Post’s Dan Froomkin highlights comments made recently by President Bush to a group of military bloggers. Blogger “N.Z. Bear” reported that Bush told the group he wishes he could be serving in Iraq — except that he’s too old:

Responding to one of the bloggers in Iraq he expressed envy that they could be there, and said he’d like to be there but “One, I’m too old to be out there, and two, they would notice me.”

Froomkin undercuts Bush’s claim by noting just how few hours Bush has spent on the ground in his “surprise visits” to Iraq:

Maybe Bush was just making idle chit-chat. But this would not be the first time the president has appeared unaware of the hardships his war has caused hundreds of thousands of American troops — while expressing a misguided sense of bravado.

He certainly hasn’t ever put himself in harm’s way. The president who avoided serving in Vietnam as a young man has made only three visits to Iraq since declaring that major combat operations were over more than four years ago. All three of the visits were unannounced and featured extensive security. Bush’s total time in country? Less than 15 hours.

The Bush team has frequently expressed a “misguided sense of bravado” in comparing their efforts with those of soldiers on the ground. Tony Snow once claimed Bush is “on the frontlines” of the Iraq war “every day.” Similarly, First Lady Laura Bush claimed “no one suffers more than the President and I do.”

President Bush once suggested that Americans here at home are making a similar sacrifice to those of soldiers on the ground. How? “They sacrifice peace of mind when they see the terrible image of violence on TV every night.”

http://thinkprogress.org/2007/09/18/bush-wishes-serve/

Go getum, Commander Codpiece!!!

:rofl:

[tanyev]

1. He's changed his mind on one thing since he was younger, then.

[Jacobin]

7. Hey.!! He was protecting Texas from the Viet Nam invaders

by flying his jet around!!

[rateyes]

2. Hey, I'm sure that in the case of the Commander in Chief the

age requirement shouldn't be a problem. If he wants to go, it's his right as commander in chief. I say waive the requirement, hand him a weapon, and send him out on patrol. :evilgrin:

[Enrique]

3. Jenna and Barbara Jr. aren't too old

[groovedaddy]

4. Easy to say when you don't have to back it up

Couldn't he sign on with Blackwater? Or are they still in business there?

[WinkyDink]

5. BIG LIE: "they see the terrible image of violence on TV every night."

There is NEVER ANYTHING SHOWN.
Bush lies about this, because 1.) he is totally ignorant of reality; and 2.) he was lucid in 1970, when such images from VietNam WERE shown on TV.

[daa]

6. Must feel guilty

from not serving when he had the chance, liar.

[lebkuchen]

8. Funny, my vet friend is 64, & Bush keeps sending him letters to reup

"You answered the call to protect your country before (Vietnam). I know your country can count on you again in its time of need."

I paraphrase, but that's essentially what the letters always say.

My friend says he'll reup if Bush enlists.

[trusty elf]

9. Photo of shrub in boot camp