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AtomicKitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 03:50 PM
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Dem Nebraska State Senator Sues God to Stop Terror Threats
OK, he says this is to prove a point about frivolous lawsuits. :eyes:

Nebraska Senator Sues God to Stop Terror Threatshttp://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2007/09/nebraska-senato.html
By Ryan Singel EmailSeptember 17, 2007 | 6:04:48 PMCategories: The Courts, Threats

Nebraska State Senator Ernie Chambers (D - Omaha) filed suit against God Friday, asking a court to order the Almighty and his followers to stop making terrorist threats.

The suit (.pdf), filed in a Nebraska district court, contends that God, along with his followers of all persuasions, "has made and continues to make terroristic threats of grave harm to innumerable persons." Those threats are credible given God's history, Chambers' complaint says.

Chambers, in a fit of alliteration, also accuses God of causing "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues, ferocious famines, devastating droughts, genocidal wars, birth defects, and the like."

Likewise the suit accuses God of having his chroniclers "disseminate in written form, said admissions, throughout the Earth in order to inspire fear, dread, anxiety, terror and uncertainty, in order to coerce obedience to Defendant's will."

Chambers, who has represented Omaha, Nebraska since 1970, asked the Douglas County district court for summary judgment or to set a quick hearing date "if the Court deems such a hearing not to be a futile act."

The senator also wants the court to issue a permanent injunction prohibiting God from issuing plagues and terrorist threats. It's unclear how this could work since God is usually understood to be all powerful.

Chambers does admit that God is omnipresent and omniscient, however. Since God is everywhere, the Nebraska court has jurisdiction, Chambers argues, and since God is all-knowing, Chambers need not serve him with a notice of the lawsuit.

The lawsuit indicates that Chambers attempted to make God appear in order to serve him by saying "Come out, come out, wherever you are," but the Almight declined, like many defendants, to make it easy for a plaintiff to serve him with court papers.

Chambers filed the suit to make a point that the state constitution allows lawsuits to be filed for any reason, according to WOWT.

Attempts to reach Chambers for comment were unsuccessful.

God did not immediately respond to a non-denominational prayer for comment by this reporter.

The suit is Chambers v. God.
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TwilightZone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 03:54 PM
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1. Ernie's a local legend. He loves to stir things up.
He also likes attention. :)
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TwilightGardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 03:54 PM
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2. Yes--Ernie's not happy unless he's got a bug up his ass and his name's on talk radio.
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AuntPatsy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 03:55 PM
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3. I like it.
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countmyvote4real Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 03:57 PM
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4.  I love "in a fit of alliteration." lol
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spoony Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 03:58 PM
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5. Does this guy think he's living in an Alley McBeal rerun?
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populistdriven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 04:05 PM
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6. OMG
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RaleighNCDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 04:15 PM
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7. I haven't lived in NE for 17 years -
it's good to hear that Ernie is still doing his thing.
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 04:38 PM
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8. K&R!!! LOL!!! too funny for words, so here's a picture:
just the right graphic (I hope) for a fellow sheep-jumper!

Nice piece Kitten. You made me smile!
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AtomicKitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-18-07 04:45 PM
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9. By gawd, I do believe you captured it beautifully.
Edited on Tue Sep-18-07 04:50 PM by AtomicKitten
cheers!
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-19-07 12:40 PM
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10. look what I caught on a "fishing" expedition at another DU hot-spot...
Edited on Wed Sep-19-07 12:45 PM by Jeffersons Ghost
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1837562#1846527
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