Fox News: Only 1 hour until the OJ arraignment!

[11 Bravo]

You can't make this shit up. The way Fox is flogging this non-story leads me to believe that somewhere a Repug must have seriously fucked up.

[meegbear]

1. Do they have a timer on the screen?

[Bluebear]

7. jinx

[peekaloo]

9. I'll bet they replaced their news crawl with a little white Bronco moving slowly

across the screen with a stopwatch imprinted on its side.

:hide:

[Bluebear]

2. Is there a little countdown clock?

[goclark]

3. It's called the ratings in the tank timeline

This is their last chance to play to their base audience.

[YOY]

4. Oh my god! oh my god!

FOX news watchers around the country have drilled (small) penis-sized holes in watermelons and put them in the microwaves for this very moment!!!

[11 Bravo]

8. You owe me a coke and a new keyboard!

[YOY]

10. You're probably in my neighborhood so I think the coke is fine

I've got an old Dell keyboard you're free to!

Here I thought nobody would get it.

[lonestarnot]

5. And you are probably right.

[Ian David]

6. MS-NBC is doing the same thing.

Although, unlike Fox, I don't expect MSNBC to bring in a "body language expert" to give their "analysis."

[LiberalEsto]

11. The media must be wetting their little panties!

Oh boy oh boy oh boy more OJ, 24/7 OJ!

I wonder if this is the distraction intended to keep us from noticing when they attack Iran?

[displacedtexan]

12. It was "The O.J. Show" that ruined CNN in the first place.

Remember? Until the White Bronco, CNN was actual news, with local
affiliates reporting.

Then, everything changed with the O.J. case, which begat the
Clinton Witch Hunt (longest-running cable news show in history).

Truly heavy sigh.

[Bitwit1234]

13. Oh--- forget this--- he'll get off and we will be bombarded

with it was a set up. It was a conspiracy. The police did all this because he is the most important person in this country, that the police and the public have been out to GET long, before he went on trial for the two murders. After all what person in this country was more important. A has been sport figure, who couldn't get a decent job doing anything. He was almost a bad an actor as Fred Thompson and that's saying something. BUT they set him up for a murder and since that didn't work they waited 13 years to set him up for an armed robbery or whatever it's called.

If you believe that, you deserve another republican president.

[backscatter712]

14. Yep. All the cable news channels are now

the OJ Robbery Channel!

[spanone]

15. set you timers, call your relatives, lock up your pets