I'm glad there's only three stories out there.

[w8liftinglady]

I've watched CNN for about 1 1/2 hr....OJ,Jena,and the taser incident are all they are reporting on.

[madokie]

1. Thats good to know

since I turned them off about 2 months ago its good to know I am not actually missing anything.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. I'm glad they're at least reporting Jena.

Not that they shouldn't have been a month ago.

[Bluebear]

4. She meant JENNA. JENNA is announcing her bridal registry.

j/k

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

6. Oh that.

:rofl:

[driver8]

7. Oh -- where is she registered? I must send her something...

like maybe a heaping pile of dog shit.

[Bluebear]

9. Neiman-Marcus, Dillard's and Keggerz Partay Shoppe

[driver8]

13. Keggerz Partay Shoppe? Ha Ha...I think I'll get her something from there.

I'm sure her husband-to-be could use it!

[Whoa_Nelly]

3. Yay! That must mean that habeas corpus has been restored, the war in Iraq is over

Global Warming/Climate Change has been solved, Guantanamo has been shut down permanently, and Bush and Cheney have been beatified and made saints by the Pope!

Truly a day to rejoice! :bounce: :bounce:

[asjr]

5. I have decided cable news is not

worth a nighttime fart. They give us news for dummies--not real news. We are treated like a barnyard full of chickens just waiting to be fed.

[driver8]

8. I agree. I haven't watched cable news for a long time. I always

feel like they think I'm stupid, for some reason.

[madokie]

10. and then to have their necks rung

[walldude]

11. You forgot the Iran Draws Up Plans to Bomb Israel story

First one I saw this morning. Of course they left out the part about Iran only doing it if attacked first... but that's a minor detail I guess.

[Gemini Cat]

12. That's another reason why I dropped cable.

Actually that's the only reason.