O'Reilly just said,

[MichaelHarris]

"I'm an independent, not a partisan". I laughed so hard a Kraft macaroni noodle flew out of my nose.

[AlCzervik]

1. was he's rolling out that chestnut? My Dad thought his show was satire.

Which it really is actually.

[MichaelHarris]

2. The Gecko

Newt is on now. He reminds me of cheese.

[AlCzervik]

3. he's a gasbag of pomposity.

[Howardx]

10. cheese? hahaha in what way?

which type?

[MichaelHarris]

11. you ever

grab a block of cheese and squeeze it? I think Newt's body probably feels just like that.

[The Wielding Truth]

15. Stop it . You're killin' me!

:rofl:

[MichaelHarris]

17. when he gets a massage

how many inches do you think the masseuse's fingers sink in?

[The Wielding Truth]

19. EWww..... don't go there.

:puke: :cry:

[MichaelHarris]

21. might even have

a squishy sound.

[Kool Kitty]

22. Jeez, you guys are making me

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[stanwyck]

7. Which is why

so many of our free republic brethren were so enamored of Stephen Colbert. "He's one of us! Finally, we have our own Daily Show!" They were ecstatic. One of our intrepid DUers hijacked their laudatory Colbert threads. Unbelievable. There was one poor lone voice who kept saying "he's mocking us." And he/she was shouted down.
And how long did it take poor GWB to catch on during the Washington correspondent's dinner when Colbert delivered his brilliant skewering? Poor GWB. He thought an O'Reilly clone had come to kiss his feet.

[The Wielding Truth]

23. That was a strange event- the press lovefest with an undertone

of fear, corporate pressure, and mutual disdain. Then there was Colbert hitting so hard with satire that it was clear what back bends the journalists were performing to keep their (access to evil).

[stanwyck]

24. I have to watch it every so often

just to remind myself it happened. It was a totally surreal event. Bush was only inches away. It was bizarre theatre. And, you're right. The audience was stunned into paralysis. Do we laugh? Who will see us laughing? What will they do to us? And he's also attacking US. For not doing our jobs....
What an event.

[The Wielding Truth]

27. What happened after the show?

Anyone comment to you about trying to do a better job and snap these fools into place?

[rusty quoin]

4. He's amazing.

Remember during the Rice/Secretary of State acceptance hearing,I think it was Boxer who said, "I got a problem with your lack of concern for the truth" OReilly spent a whole radio talk show on how Boxer said "I have a problem with your lack of concern for the troops" A caller corrected him, and he lectured the caller on getting her facts right if she is going to call in. He's from another planet.

[Catshrink]

5. You're a brave man...

no way could I watch that blowhard

:puke:

BTW -- Newt, cheese? :rofl:

[MichaelHarris]

12. one of

those soft, squishy cheeses.

[baldguy]

6. He should wipe the elephant shit off his nose before he says that.

[orleans]

8. watch out for those noodles n/t

[TheUniverse]

9. Well he has been an registered independent for seven years...

But only because it was uncovered he was a registered republican in 2000. O'reilly said it was a clerical error. What ever falafel Bill.... http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A62722-2000Dec12?language=printer

[rpannier]

13. Independent of truth and reality nt

[Fridays Child]

14. Wow. I've had that happen with the generic macaroni...

...but never Kraft. I'm impressed. :P

[MichaelHarris]

16. It wasn't too bad

sort of like picking a really good booger.

[EST]

18. And you haven't eaten any macaroni in a month?!

Cool trick.

[GeorgeGist]

20. I'm tempted to IGNORE posters who give O'Reilly free advertising on DU

:freak:
:nuke:

[lpbk2713]

25. *Cut off his mic!! Cut off his mic!!*

Before you asphyxiate.

:rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

26. "Somedays I lean towards Fascism, other days toward Nazism"

Very non-partisan...