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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 10:00 AM
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101st Chairborne Division soldier sidelined by injury
September 20, 2007
Written by doug63
Tennessee AP (Assinine Press)

A member of the 101st Chairborne Division, Squawking Chickenhawks, was sidelined by injury late Wednesday evening.

It has been reported that the soldier was on patrol, as part of the elite Keyboard Commandos unit, at freerepublic.com when he sprained his wrist while furiously masturbating to pictures of Ann Coulter and, strangely enough, Tucker Carlson.

The soldier, who remains unnamed until his family is notified, will be out of service for 4 - 6 weeks and may require reconstructive surgery.

One member of the Squawking Chickenhawks, who wished to remain anonymous, stated that they "have been pulling extra patrol duties and that this was just one of the hazards of the job".

http://www.myfoxnewsonline.com/?q=node/10 :evilgrin:
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 11:21 AM
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1. kicking...
because I thought it was funny, even if no one else did!
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-20-07 05:44 PM
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2. Jeez.. tough crowd today!
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-22-07 01:44 AM
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3. Bored, almost 3 AM kick..
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