Let's Have a "SERIES OF TUBES" Party on DU. Bring HUMOR = Ted Stevens VIDEOS

[L. Coyote]

He hasn't resigned yet, but let the party begin.
First watch some Ted Stevens on the Series of Tubes.
Then contribute to the humor and celebrate away.....

DJ Ted Stevens Techno Remix Video: The Internets is a series of Tubes!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x36

Series of Tubes = Sen. Ted Stevens (R-AK) explains the Internets
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x56114

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Sen. Stevens' hilariously awful explanation of the Internet
Posted by Cory Doctorow, July 2, 2006 - http://www.boingboing.net/2006/07/02/sen-stevens-hilariou.html


Senator Ted Stevens, a neutricidal maniac who wants to allow the phone companies to charge Google and others for delivering their packets to you, gave this incredible description of his understanding of how the internet works. This man is so far away from having a coherent picture of the Internet's functionality, it's like hearing a caveman expound on the future of silver-birds-from-sky and why we need to keep them from flying so high they anger the gods.

I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially...

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Mr. Stevens' wild ride through a "series of tubes"
Tim Schneider on July 11, 2006 - http://www.publicknowledge.org/node/521

Senate Commerce Committee Chairman Ted Stevens (R-AK) is as well known for his temper as he is for his power over spending and influence over legislation. His outbursts on the Senate floor and his ties featuring the Incredible Hulk are trademarks.

Yet while his threat to quit the Senate over the funding of a bridge in Alaska may have brought a lot of time on news shows, it took a speech he gave at a markup on Net Neutrality to make him a multi-media star.

Almost two weeks ago, we posted an excerpt of audio from the Senate markup of the telecom bill, a long oration by Senator Stevens explaining why he was voting against a Net Neutrality amendment. In doing so we seem to have inadvertently sparked an internet meme, the Internet as a “series of tubes.” This Technorati chart gives a sense of the trend:

[L. Coyote]

1. Snarkturian Clone = "I see your video and raise you this one!"

Another mix on YouTube:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x10947

[Snarkturian Clone]

27. That snarkturian clone guy sucks nt

[MoonRiver]

2. Me thinks, Stevens is GOING DOWN THE TUBE!

And it will be a well deserved slide! :rofl:

[L. Coyote]

28. Compilation Thread with Stevens Scandal Articles = Will He Resign?

Will Sen. Ted Stevens (R-AK) Resign This Week? He finally has his road to nowhere.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1816831

[L. Coyote]

3. How does the internet works courtesy by Ted Stevens = DAILY SHOW

How does the internet works courtesy by Ted Stevens = DAILY SHOW
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x56119

[L. Coyote]

4. Coot Off! Senator Stevens Goes Ballistic Wearing a HULK Tie = DAILY SHOW

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x56125

[L. Coyote]

5. Sen. Ted Stevens Scandal News Coverage = Olberman, Stewart, ....

VIDEO: Sen. Ted Stevens Scandal News Coverage = Olberman, Stewart, ....
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x56127

[maddezmom]

6. thanks for posting these

I need a laugh about now. :hi:

[L. Coyote]

11. Don't we all need a good laugh some days.

This scandal is a gold rush of paydirt coming down a series of tubes.

[L. Coyote]

7. YouTube: Drilling in AL Nat. Wildlife RefugeeTestimony "Not Wilderness!"

Watch the Anger, Hear the Anger, Taste the Anger

It's HELL, It's -99 degrees :rofl:

Sen. Ted Stevens (R) Alaska - Drilling in ANWR Testimony
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x56130

[L. Coyote]

8. Ted Stevens: Big Oil = Energy Pricing & Profits Hearing = Major CEOs

Stevens making sure Energy CEOs do not have to tell the truth to the Senate! Holy S**T
There won't be any perjury charges coming down the Tubes :rofl:

Ted Stevens: Big Oil = Energy Pricing & Profits Hearing = Major CEOs
VIDEO: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x56138

[L. Coyote]

9. More from the Tubes: Sen. Ted Stevens "Furious" With CNNs Dana Bash

VIDEO: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x56142

Incredible quote for CNN: Jack Cafferty, "He's a rather unpleasant human being in general, I think." :rofl:

[L. Coyote]

10. Fox: Stevens had Advance Notice of FBI Search, Sen. Craig Rises to Defend Stevens.

Count on Fox News to bring you Stevens' best defender :rofl:

VIDEO: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x56149

[L. Coyote]

12. SEN. STEVENS = CREW's Melanie Sloan on MSNBC's Hardball

SEN. STEVENS = CREW's Melanie Sloan on MSNBC's Hardball
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x56157


Chris Matthew can be so lame, but here it is anyway. At least Sloan makes up for his stupidity. :rofl:

[L. Coyote]

13. Another Tube: Melanie Sloan discusses Senator Ted Stevens on CBS NEWS

Melanie Sloan discusses Senator Ted Stevens on CBS NEWS
VIDEO: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x56160

[Swamp Rat]

14. WOOHOO!!!

:woohoo: :woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:



:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

[L. Coyote]

15. NOT a Tube - NY Times: Senator’s Slip of the Tongue Keeps on Truckin’ Over the Web

Senator’s Slip of the Tongue Keeps on Truckin’ Over the Web
By KEN BELSON - July 17, 2006
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/17/business/media/17stevens.html?ex=1310788800&en=d2269c1634c8a580&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss


The word is spreading: The Internet is not a big truck. It’s “a series of tubes.” ... Ted Stevens, a Republican from Alaska, shared this information at a Senate committee hearing ....

And while it is true that the Internet is not a big truck, the senator might feel as if he has been run over by one. His comments have been posted on blogs, lampooned on “The Daily Show” and have spawned musical spinoffs, including a folk version and a techno song with the senator’s analogies mixed in. (A video for the latter, with shots of 1960’s mainframes and big trucks, surfaced on YouTube.com on Friday.)

The senator’s gaffes — “an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o’clock in the morning on Friday; I just got it yesterday” — are not just oratorical blunders akin to Dan Quayle’s spelling of “potatoe.” As chairman of the Senate Committee on Commerce, Science and Transportation, he has significant sway over telecommunications policies.

That may explain why his comments circulated so quickly through the Internet (or “tubes”), especially among those in favor of a net neutrality provision. Adam Green, blogging on the DailyKos, sarcastically called Mr. Stevens “one cool dude” and said he had “genuine information superhighway cred.”

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[L. Coyote]

16. Internet "Tubes" Speech Turns Spotlight, Ridicule on Stevens "unfrozen caveman senator"

July 15, 2006 by McClatchy Newspapers
Internet "Tubes" Speech Turns Spotlight, Ridicule onto Sen. Stevens
by Liz Ruskin - http://www.commondreams.org/headlines06/0715-06.htm

.... Stevens, R-Alaska, is enduring no end of ridicule in the blogosphere ... Snorting loudest are bloggers who are angry at Stevens for not adding a nondiscrimination provision - known as "net neutrality" - to the communications bill ....

"The Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes," Stevens said ... "And if you don't understand, those tubes can be filled. And if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."

.... he said he'd seen these delays firsthand: "I just the other day got - an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the Internet commercially."

Internet pundits greeted his explanations with a nonstop snigger fest, with extra helpings of derision, on sites such as boingboing, Daily Kos, Fark, MySpace and YouTube.

"Ted Stevens, unfrozen caveman senator" was the pronouncement on Wonkette. :rofl:

[L. Coyote]

17. MySpace: The Ted Stevens Internet Fan Club == ROTFLMAO

http://www.myspace.com/tedstevensfanclub

Check out the song, "The Internet is a Series of Tubes"

The Ted Stevens Internet Fan Club has 497 friends.

[XemaSab]

18. The Mega-mix

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqCJN8PYaUg

[XemaSab]

20. Far out!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b4JsgqJrrI

[XemaSab]

21. Short and sweet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cdbas62oLQ

[XemaSab]

22. All your tubes are belong to us!

:o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp0shwmb62Y

[XemaSab]

23. Dance of the Tubes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhH1GD1ULJM

[L. Coyote]

19. CNN has this VIDEO: AP: FBI Taped Sen. Stevens (R-AK) Calls

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x56194

[L. Coyote]

24. TPMtv: Alaska Mucktacular! == All 3 public corruption scandals

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x56197

When you're a state with only 3 people in your entire congressional delegation and
all 3 are involved in public corruption scandals, well... that probably merits an
Alaska Mucktacular! :rofl:

[L. Coyote]

25. Video TPMtv: Senator Ted Stevens (R-AK) Muck Update

Video TPMtv: Senator Ted Stevens (R-AK) Muck Update

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x56186

Senator Ted Stevens (R-AK) hasn't been kicked out of the Senate yet, but he's teetering ever closer to the edge. We've been intently covering his Byzantine dance of corruption involving former Veco CEO Bill Allen, his son former Alaska State Senator Ben Stevens (R), and a newly remodeled home. To save you from losing track of all the sordid details we bring you an update on where exactly Stevens stands and the surprising leniency of his fellow Senate Republicans in light of the Larry Craig scandal.

[L. Coyote]

26. Alaska lawmaker probe = NEWS CBS Channel 11

Alaska lawmaker probe = NEWS CBS Channel 11
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x56269

We are learning more about what investigators were looking for when they raided Senator Ted Stevens
house in Girdwood Monday--and it might not be what you think.

According to an attorney who was briefed on Monday's search, the federal agents took a special interest
in a case of wine stored in the house. The attorney said investigators photographed individual wine bottles.
There's no word on what the wine bottles could be connected to, or what else agents found during the search.