A Republican Prayer

[Joey Liberal]

I guess this sort of prayer would make Dr. Dobson and Focus on the Family very happy:

Dear Lord,
Please grant thee eternal republican control of the White House, Congress and the Supreme Court. Bless thee with President Bush being anointed as President for Life. Oh Lord, please rid the world of all Democrats. Lord, please grant thy request for tax cuts for the rich. Lord, why do we have so many Mexicans and black people in the promised land? Please Lord, use your almighty powers to make them go away. Please, Dear God, Ye of republican leanings and neo-con faith, please bring more hurricanes, tornadoes and wildfires upon the Liberals. Oh Heavenly Father, I beseech you to destroy that evil document that the heathen, Godless Democrats love so much - the Constitution. It is not biblical and it even goes so far as to keep church and state separate. In your name I pray. Amen.

Praise JeeHeesuz!

Glory!

[valerief]

1. I wonder when Bush is going to tear down the White House and "build a better fortress." nt

[Joey Liberal]

2. When he declares himself as King George................n/t

[valerief]

3. I don't think he'll do the King thing. And he won't do the Comrade thing either.

It'll be more like Commander Bush. Yeah, he'll do the uber-military thing. He may even have the Pope make torturing a sacrament. I can see that not too far off in the future.

[Joey Liberal]

4. He's already called himself "The Decider"................n/t