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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-22-07 03:10 PM
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***Caution*** Standing near Rudy Guiliani can be harmful to your eyes.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-22-07 03:11 PM
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1. Rudy will carry the vote among close to a majority of his own nuclear family.
Of course, how you define his nuclear family is a little problematic.
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jefferson_dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-22-07 03:14 PM
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2. Dude! That ain't right.
Actually, i've never noticed but Judi-patooti does have a bit of a lazy eye...for those keeping score.

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The Count Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-22-07 03:20 PM
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3. Isn't that Uncle Fester from the Adams Family?
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Loge23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-22-07 03:27 PM
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4. She turned a blind eye...
to the fact that he was married.
Her consistent (and shameful) record of social climbing is perhaps best explained by keeping her eye on the prize.
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-22-07 03:28 PM
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5. "I just love a strong, authoritarian, fundamentalist, incestuous daddy-type!"
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TwilightGardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-22-07 03:57 PM
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6. Too bad her parents didn't get that fixed with an eye patch when she was a kid.
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Booster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-22-07 04:25 PM
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7. He's got no lips; Bush doesn't have lips either. As Bill Maher
said "new rule. We don't elect anybody who hasn't got lips."
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