Writer illustrates how Chimpy and Britney have morphed into one

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What did you think of President Bush's latest Iraq speech?

Don't Panic ... your war questions answered

BY ANDISHEH NOURAEE

Published 09.19.07

In September 2003, after kissing a muscular English dude named Madonna on the lips at the MTV Video Music Awards, Britney Spears went on CNN and gave a shout-out to President Bush.

"I think we should just trust our president in every decision he makes and should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens."

President Bush appreciated Spears' kind gesture so much that, last week, he returned it.

Last Thursday, the president delivered a speech so bad, it diverted media attention from Spears' appalling performance at the '07 VMAs four days earlier.

It was the worst speech of his presidency.

"Worst speech of Bush's presidency" is not a label to be applied without thought and care. After all, we're talking about a man who once greeted an Iraqi dissident at the White House by telling reporters, "I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."

Last Thursday's speech was a new low because – at a moment when the nation hungers for honesty and rational thinking – President Bush offered delusions and partisan gibberish.

Let's go to the videotape:

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