Mitt Romney invites people to make their own ad - big mistake!

[MiniMe]

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/09/22/slate-v-takes-romney-campaign-ad-challenge-priceless/

Slate V Takes Romney Campaign Ad Challenge - Priceless!


This is a riot. They were supposed to make an ad from material on his website.

:rofl:

[treestar]

1. Man, oh man

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

2. This has to be kept kicked!!!!! Brilliant!!!!

:rofl:

[Botany]

3. Snort!

Those little scamps.

[MiniMe]

4. Come on guys, this belongs on the greatest page

Mitt is toast if this goes viral.

[Buzz Clik]

5. Sweet.

I love this shit.

Here's a typical conversation between the neoconservative knuckledragger and the average American*:

Patriot: Why is it that so few conservative politicians have sons and daughters serving in the military? Why did so few of them serve in the military themselves.

Knuckledragger: Whatever do you mean?

Patriot: These politicians are totally dedicated to this endless war and do everything in their power to avoid providing any indication of when -- or why -- it might end. Yet, they are not making any of the sacrifice themselves.

Knuckledragger: Are you pulling this librul "chickenhawk" nonsense?

Patriot: I'm asking a relevant question: Why are these conservative politicians not making the personal sacrifice they demand others make?

Knuckledragger: For you information, idiot, the military is nearly 100% conservatives. Conservatives are making the sacrifice.

Patriot: But not conservative politicians. And yet that doesn't bother you.

Knuckledragger: Oh, yeah? Well, what are you doing to serve and sacrifice?

Patriot: I served in the military during Vietnam, as did my brothers and my brothers-in-law. I have family in Iraq now.

Knuckledragger: You're a goddam liar.


*(This is a summary of an actual conversation I have had.)

[Pool Hall Ace]

6. Oh, that is rich.

:kick:

[graywarrior]

7. Ohhhhh, if only I had the skills to make Mitt America's Next Top Model. . .

with his best friend "Spot" at his side (or on top of his station wagon)

[zanne]

8. That's Jon Stewart material!

Some of these candidates are just writing the material themselves!

[Heidi]

9. Kick!

:kick:

[MiniMe]

10. Kick

[helderheid]

11. GLADLY kicked and recommended!!

:rofl:

[Totally Committed]

12. Do you think Olbermann would play it if we called his attention to it?

That is CHOICE!

Recommended proudly.

TC

[MiniMe]

21. Either Olberman or John Stewart might.

That is the funniest thing I have seen for a while. Still laughing about it.

[Mz Pip]

13. I can just see Mitwit

demanding a vote in the Senate to condemn this ad. "The Democrats must condemn these left wing attacks on my family! If they can't condemn an ad, how can they condemn the terrorists?"

Mz Pip
:dem:

[Arugula Latte]

14. kickity

:kick:

:rofl:

With the power of Magic Undies, there's no telling what these sacrificial boys can do!

[malaise]

15. Fabulous

K & R

[FloridaJudy]

16. BWAhahahahahahah!

:spray: :rofl:

K&R

[Richard Steele]

17. K&R

[SalmonChantedEvening]

18. That was choice :)

:rofl:

FORE!!

[skids]

19. Oh ghod he didn't see all those prank SUV commericals, eh?

...failure to learn from other people's mistakes.

[me b zola]

20. k&r

[momster]

22. Fireflies at 1 O'Clock!

Those poor, poor boys, facing the world's largest truck stop all alone. Can't somebody help that poor man?

[Roland99]

23. AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

[Oldenuff]

24. Excellent....but if they wanted to help America..

maybe they could quit breeding
.
.
.
.
.


political dynasties.

[Danger Mouse]

25. excellent.

nailed it dead on.

[Bennyboy]

26. haha...How is that working out for them?

This is too fucking good.

[ProudDad]

27. K&R (n/t)

[progressoid]

28. O.M.G. It's the Osmond Brothers.

[acmavm]

29. Mitt and his son's are nothing but a joke. A dangerous joke, but a joke

all the same.

[BeliQueen]

30. That's good, but...

I doesn't maintain the momentum all the way through. There should have been some more shots of soldiers in Iraq thrown in during the firefly scene or when the brother is talking about all the "largest" tourist traps he's seen.

[tanyev]

31. Didn't they learn anything from the Bush/Cheney sloganator?

Good times.

[Beausoir]

32. That is devastating. Bloody brilliant!

[rox63]

33. Some RW-ers won't get that this was satire

Sarcasm, satire and irony fly right over their heads.

[ElboRuum]

34. 5 Trust Fund Babies and an Idiot...

I think Rowan Atkinson should play Mitt. I suspect that we could fill out the roles of the 5 brothers with 2 potatoes, a beige dress shirt that has way too much starch, a cinder block, and a can of silly string.

[happygoluckytoyou]

35. GOOD NIGHT JOHNBOY... GOOD-BYE MITT....

in a related story Rudy made the same offer...

.... the associated PORN FLICK is no longer available for viewing


in a related story Fred made the same offer...

.... the associated 20 minute film of MRS FRED, directed by Roman Polanski, drew this comment from the
President of Japan.... "I don't know about America, but in Japan, Fred would get erected"

[footinmouth]

36. Thank you

That was fabulous. I'm emailing it to my Republican husband for his reading pleasure.