Funny Press Release from the New Orleans DA's Office

[BOSSHOG]

The District Attorney's Office in the Big Easy has been under a lot of pressure because of the lack of timely trials and the greater lack of convictions. They are looking for any good news at all, so they intended to shed a spotlight on one of their supposedly good prosecutors with a press conference that included the following:

"After working 10-12 hour days at the Orlean Parrish District Attorney's Office, Sims and his wife Elizabeth are expecting their first child this week."

[Ian David]

1. So THAT is what he's been up to all day at the office! n/t

[BOSSHOG]

3. There has been a lot of pressure on the DA's Office

A lot of pressure, so what ya gonna do?

[Ian David]

10. The D.A. was under a lot of pressure to perform?

[n2doc]

2. Takin' care of Bizness, oh yeah....

and workin' overtime, too!

[BOSSHOG]

12. Ya gotta get in as much as possible

That DA's office has been humping every since the Hurricane, its been real hard work but they might soon bear the fruits of their labor. Meanwhile criminals continue to go free.

[madokie]

4. all I can say is hes a much better man than me

hanging in there for 10 to 12 hours a day every DAY. Give that man a metal and his wife a little help with the chores :rofl:

[BOSSHOG]

5. Priapism obviously not a problem

I guess if your erection passes that four hour mark you are home free.

[madokie]

8. I thought it was call the doctor

maybe it should be call the whore, after all SHE needs a little fun in her work day too :rofl:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

6. Quit Screwn around and get to work

No wonder the trials aren't timely.

Too much bon temps.

Thsnks for this info, bosshog

:rofl:

[BOSSHOG]

7. I consider it a public service my Friend

[SoCalDem]

9. Whole new meaning to " I gave at the office"

:rofl:

[Swamp Rat]

11. LOL!