George W Bush: Viet Nam War Hero

[Ghost in the Machine]

During the Viet Nam war, George W Bush served his country bravely. He patrolled war ridden areas of Texas & Alabama during his enlistment.

Lt. Bush served so well, and so bravely, that there was not one single casualty of civillians in either state by advancing vietnamese troops.

For his bravery & service, Lt. Bush was allowed to leave his unit for almost a whole year totally unaccounted for.

[pnwmom]

1. He's doing the same thing now.

He's an Iraq war hero, patrolling the White House and Crawford for stray Iraqi terrorists.

And he has at least a year of vacation days totally unaccounted for.

[Ghost in the Machine]

4. isn't he such a *BRAVE* boy?!

:hi:

[uppityperson]

2. Good one. Thank you.

[Ghost in the Machine]

9. Glad you enjoyed it!

:hi:

[Lasher]

3. And he unselfishly volunteered to serve in the TANG's 'Champagne Unit'

That was such tough duty, they could never recruit enough people to serve there as officers and pilots. But George bravely stepped up to guard Texas runway from foreign attacks.

[Ghost in the Machine]

15. Such a brave warrior!

:hi:

[B Calm]

5. He gallantly protected us from an invasion by the Mexican Air Force!

Brave man by republican standards!

[Ghost in the Machine]

12. Heckuva Job, Bushie!

[rurallib]

6. Romney boys try to live up to W's legacy

Emulating their hero George W. Bush, Skip, Flip, Chip, Dip and Happy Romney make their war contribution on the home front. "Not everyone is cut out to be a warrior. Some of us choose to serve on the home front." say Skippy, the oldest Romney son. "I mean a person could get hurt over there. I think we have a class of people in this country that like to do that stuff."
Happy Romney was just happy to be serving his country trying to get his Dad elected. "Whatever is good for Dad is good for the country. He's really rich, so that must be true." opines Happy.
Dad and presidential candidate Mittens Romney speaks with pride when he speaks of his boys service. "You ever been on some of them backroads in Iowa? There's some critters out there that are pretty damn scary."

[Ghost in the Machine]

16. LMAO! Thanks!

[Swamp Rat]

7. Also, to save us Dubya put himself in harms way by snorting all that cocaine.

[Hubert Flottz]

8. Too much dummy dust makes George a Dull Boy!

And he's got his freaked out, ass scratching finger, on the big red doomsday zizlolly trigger.

[Ghost in the Machine]

18. he gave it the ol' college try, huh?

[trof]

10. And I kept y'all safe from Cuban invasion for 7 years.

106th Tac. Recon. Sqdrn.
117th Recon. Wing
ALA ANG
'63-'71

"We killum with fillum"
;-)

[Ghost in the Machine]

19. Thank you for your service..

did you get a whole year off too?

[AuntPatsy]

11. Puts it all into perspective doesn't it? We have a man who pushes for war

upon war and yet his own service is pretty much non existant, some are born to lead granted, and like it or not, leaders are needed but a leader who has proven time and time again unable to do himself what he demands of others is not a true leader.

he simply does not qualify to lead men into battle it is as simple as that and has no right whatsoever to demand we begin another one when even the first one has proven to be such a failure.

[Poiuyt]

13. Things look good now, but any day now, Vietnamese terrorists will follow us home

[Ishoutandscream2]

14. Yes, they've been working on it for some 33 years

They are a devious lot!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

17. His lone contact with hostile forces came in a dentist's chair

The doctor wouldn't let him control the nitrous oxide.

Heya Ghost :) :pals: