What I want to know is out of millions of sperm how did that one dumb sob make it to the egg first

[madokie]

of babs womb, was it an accident, did it have a head start, what???

[flvegan]

1. Consider just how stupid the rest of the sperm must've been.

Hmm? Hmm?

[madokie]

12. I hadn't thought of that

:rofl:

[Drifter]

2. Or you can think of it as ...

What the hell was following that one ?

Cheers
Drifter

[Me.]

3. Consider The Donor

Would any of the others be any different?

[LynneSin]

7. Let's see Neil - nope, no difference. Jeb - nope, no difference

Yeah, I see your point

[Buzz Clik]

4. Maybe it was a stupid egg.

[madokie]

13. no doubt about that one either

[Hepburn]

5. IMO....

...* makes me think of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. It may not have been the sperm, but rather Bab's love of booze that did the asshole in. Not saying that the genetic material was that great to begin with...but stewing it in alcohol sure as hell did not help.

JMHO

[mitchum]

10. You are absolutely correct; he has both the physical and behavioral...

indicators of FAS.

[Hepburn]

14. Every time I see *.....

...FAS comes to mind. IMO, he was basically stewed in the womb.

[LynneSin]

6. maybe the other millions of sperm just gave up and thought it wasn't worth the effort

and this was the geeky sperm that everyone ignored and didn't give the message that they shouldn't even bother

[Javaman]

8. ugh...

just the concept of poppy and pruny going at it...

:puke:

ewwww, just ewwwww! oh man I have to go look at playboy or something.

Thanks for nothing!

ewww...

[madokie]

15. Oh I agree

babs and sr bumping uglies is a visual that will be hard to cleanse from my conscience. my bad

[porphyrian]

9. It dropped a Twinkie and the others were distracted. - n/t

[cobalt1999]

11. It must have been sheparded along by some of Rove's sperm

The rest of Rove's sperm put up detour signs and used misdirection to lead the other sperm astray.

[madokie]

18. some how that sob had to be involved

no doubt

[babylonsister]

16. It bullied its way there.

And just ugh, that vision!:yoiks:

[poverlay]

21. Probably sucker-punched several of the others. I'm sure there was nothing fair about it...n/t

[SoCalDem]

17. We all played gene roulette..some win..some don't n/t

[AnneD]

22. And some....

just crap out:spray:

[rateyes]

19. You know, I don't know what prompted it, but I had

that same damned question come to my mind a few days ago! And, how smart could the donor of the egg be, to sleep with guy who provided that sperm? I guess we could call Dubya: "Stupid Squared."

[madokie]

20. may its,he came about it honestly

can be said for bush* the basturd son

[rateyes]

25. I don't know...it's hard to put the word

"honestly" and "Bush" together in the same thought.

[madokie]

27. My bad on that one, sorry ;-)

[rateyes]

29. ;-)

[rug]

23. Rove got there first to clear the way.

[catmandu57]

24. Here he is

[burythehatchet]

26. Karl sent them to the wrong womb.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

28. Probably Thought The Egg Was An 8 Ball Of Coke, And Made A Mad Dash For It...

(On a scientific side note though, it has recently been confirmed that it is not necessarily the first sperm that takes the cake, and that the egg itself selectively chooses which sperm to allow in. Under that premise, it was probably because the sperm was actually holding a sperm size 8 ball of coke, and the egg was in a partyin' mood...)

[madokie]

33. I think you nailed it

[Hubert Flottz]

30. That sperm had a grudge against Poppy for shooting it into sumpin

that damned ugly.

[madokie]

31. I laughed out loud on that

sure glad I didn't have coffee in my mouth

[rurallib]

36. How do we know it was Poppy? Maybe he's not the sperm donor

maybe it was Satan and it was another immaculate conception like 2000 years ago.

[madokie]

38. now that you mention that I remember seeing a family pic with one of his uncles

in the pic and pissy pants looked more like his uncle than his dad

maybe someone here has the photo still

[rurallib]

39. Babs probably raped him. n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

41. I think you mean uncle harry...

Or Uncle Dick...



Or Maybe Uncle Tommy...

[madokie]

42. thats him :O

I wished I would have kept the pic though as there was a strong resemblence

[JoMama49]

32. No, No, No, you've got it all wrong -- that was the only one that

wasn't so drunk, it could still move, although slowly, stumbling all the way!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

34. It was a legacy admission.

[Beelzebud]

35. Because, contrary to popular opinion, conception is not a miracle.

No more magical than eating food and having a turd come out of your ass. --Bill Hicks

Come to think of it, the turd analogy works better for Bush.

[DavidDvorkin]

37. The others were away at war

[peekaloo]

40. rerouting the birth canal through the asshole didn't help either.