Tuesday afternoon CAPTION TIME!

[blogslut]

President Bush winks as he leaves the podium after addressing the United Nations General Assembly session at the United Nations headquarters, Tuesday, Sept. 25, 2007. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

[goodgd_yall]

1. And the Lord sayeth

"If thine eye offend thee, pluck it out."

What happens when you hang out with too many Fundies.

[Bombero1956]

17. Hey Rocky

watch me pull Dick Cheney out of my ass, nothin up my sleeve, presto!!! oooh it's Condi Rice.

[Enrique]

2. he's turning into Pat Robertson

[xxqqqzme]

4. day-yam

I think you nailed it.

[nykym]

3. Hey those

phonics things really helped me out - thanks a bunch guys

[no_hypocrisy]

5. Nah, it's a facial tic.

[krispos42]

6. "He he he... them fonetic spellings worked grate four me too-day!"

n/t

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

7. Drunks frequently close one eye to navigate.

Apparently, imbeciles do likewise.

[rhiannon55]

8. and then there are the drunken imbeciles

like the Current Resident...

[eppur_se_muova]

18. Close one eye for drunkenness ... check.

Now close other eye for imbecilenessitude ...
dang, I lost track ... which eye is that?

[rhiannon55]

22. haha--imbecilenessitude!

A great new word to add to my ever-growing vocabulary. Thanks!:thumbsup:

[Coexist]

9. "how doya' do that crushing their little heads thing again?"

[DefenseLawyer]

10. This Popeye impression is a show stopper!

Damn I love cartoons.

[Perry Logan]

11. "Arrr!"

[helderheid]

33. beat me to it!

:rofl:

[Warpy]

12. BRRRAAAAPPPPP!

"Thank you, Jesus"

[Lone_Star_Dem]

13. Winks to speech writer: "Thanks for the nifty phonetic spellings!"

[alphafemale]

14. "If I close an eye, there's only one set of stairs."

[SalmonChantedEvening]

21. LOLOL

Nice one alphafemale :rofl:

[monmouth]

15. To compensate for no applause.....n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

16. "But enuf 'bout me.....whatta you thinka me?"

:D

[peekaloo]

19. Homage to bin Laden, the droopy eye salute.

[Earth_First]

20. "God-damned grapefruit!" n/t

[Patsy Stone]

23. Alright! Who spit in my eye?

Mahmoud, I'm looking at you.

[Warren DeMontague]

24. "I'm not winking, I'm stuck this way". nt

[Rex]

25. Wink all ya want to you devil.

I fear our leader came up flaccid in front of the other world leaders. Look out for war soon for a moral boost to winking crapstain.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

26. "Wow, I really AM a one-eyed monster."

[lonestarnot]

27. Don't tell me... he thumbed his dumbass self in the eye.

[Kurovski]

28. "Scuze me, but I had a log in mah' eye las' night."

[Swamp Rat]

29. Here ya go:

:D

[blogslut]

31. Thanks!

I think. ;) :hi:

[Kurovski]

32. Thanks!

Without a doubt! :D

The great White House love story has been neglected of late.

[Swamp Rat]

34. It's time to pay attention to Jeff Gannon again, especially since he has been so hard at work:

"Chapter I, Shock and Awe - Shocking and Aweful" .......... :rofl:

http://thegreatmediawar.com/
http://www.jeffgannon.com/

This little parasite went to market, trying to cash in one last time on the Bushler Empire™. :D

[Kurovski]

35. In that first link, it looks like Mr. Gannon gained a little weight.

He should go bike riding with George more often.

[piesRsquare]

30. Hey thar, toots!

This fart's fer you!