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[Kadie]

George W. Bush, President of the United States, addresses the 62nd session of the United Nations General Assembly at the UN in New York. Bush says "nuke-you-lar" not "nuclear," but on Tuesday visitors to the United Nations Internet site could get a handy, abbreviated presidential pronunciation guide for other challenging words.(AFP/Timothy A. Clary)


:eyes:

[Flabbergasted]

1. Ok. Turn on the juice...Lets get it over with.

[Grandrose]

23. LOL!

:spray: Thanks a lot!:rofl:

[Annces]

2. I could lie my way anywhere

I am the king.

[Chovexani]

3. "Man, why'd I eat that damn burr-ee-toe"

[Auggie]

12. Damn hemorrhoids...

[silverweb]

4. What a disgrace.

He looks like a bored, petulant little brat.

[Snarkoleptic]

5. Thought balloon "Anyone hear that one-cheek-sneak?"

[Chovexani]

14. OMG that made me crack up out loud at work

You're gonna get me fired! :rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

6. "Man, I hate Charlie Brown's teacher."

[Lars39]

7. Froggy went a-courtin', and he did ride, Uh-huh

Where's a lily-white duck when you need one. :sigh:

[PetrusMonsFormicarum]

8. Finally get to show off my new Trapper Keeper notebook

that Ma got me fer skool!

[NC_Nurse]

9. Man, I am soooo wasted....

[BringEmOn]

10. They really do love me...I'll be greeted like a rock star.

[lapfog_1]

11. Damn I wish I hadn't had the chili-cheese fries last night...

They sure make the johns here at the UN bright... but comfy!

[flordehinojos]

13. he looks like he is ready to send spit balls to the assembly seated in front of him ...

maybe he was trying to spit ahmadinejan out of the assembly? the UN is not the white house and maybe he just came face to face with the fact.

[Felinity]

15. Just stick to the script,

no matter how much I want to say 911/evildoers/911/911/911.

[spanone]

16. breaking wind and dreaming of a Jack & Coke

[LunaSea]

17. Whew, that ones' an eyeburner....

hope this seats' been scotchguarded....

[XemaSab]

18. That Afghani opium is some good shit, man.

I haven't been fucked up like this in months. :P

[Bitwit1234]

19. The butthole is ASLEEP....

[JackintheGreen]

20. You ask for a favor

on this, the day of my daughter's wedding?

[Gregorian]

21. I await Cheney's command...

[kitty1]

22. Damn; Is Chavez trying to throw Holy Water on me again...

[SalmonChantedEvening]

24. He looks like a freshly embalmed Mortimer Snerd. n/t

[Blue Belle]

25. "The UN is just like civic's class...

compelling enough to sleep through."

[bushisaturd]

26. Unca Dick

Unca Dick said that if I stuck this hard-wired transmitter up my ass rather than using that new-fangled wireless transmitter taped to my back that I could avoid those questions about the bulge, I hope these brown folk don't notice my wire.

[smoogatz]

27. Madame Tussaud's Reveals Latest Exhibit

My God--he's so life-like.

[Earth_First]

28. "This is fucking bullshit" n/t

[Usrename]

29. "Why do I have to wait for THEIR permission to speak?"

What a buffoon.