The #1 Google return for "bush face injuries" is:

[Ghost in the Machine]

***I was looking for pictures of the chimp's facial injuries and this is the top return on the keywords "bush face injuries". It's old, but worth reading just for the laugh!***


Special Presidential Training Results in Pretzel Injury
January 19, 2002
by Kerouac/PoliticalJustice.com

President Bush took an unfortunate step back Sunday night in what had been a carefully planned training regimen spanning more than three decades - one that had finally produced results just a few days earlier.

After over 30 years and countless hours of extensive training sessions, Bush finally succeeded Friday afternoon at what most insiders believed he would never be able to do: he successfully completed nine full steps while chewing a piece of bubble gum. With the help of the Multi-task Training Team (MTT) assigned to him, Bush achieved his (and his family's) long-standing goal of being able to walk and chew bubble gum at the same time without falling down.

"It was such a wonderful day," according to one MTT agent, "and we were all just so elated - especially Mr. Bush."

The celebration was short lived, however, as Mr. Bush decided to take matters into his own hands Sunday night in an unscheduled exercise that involved walking and chewing actual food.

According to another MTT staffer, "he was just so excited and full of confidence, that I think he felt he could do anything. Unfortunately, he bit off more than he could chew... umm, no pun intended."

Another MTT specialist added, "I think he probably did okay until it came time to actually swallow the pretzel he was chewing. He was most likely faced with overwhelming confusion at that point because he has only been training for chewing and walking, not chewing, walking and then swallowing." (read more)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/articles/02/01/19_pretzel.html

[TomInTib]

1. I'll bet those pesky Spaniards leaked this info. eom

[trusty elf]

2. shrub-salutely !