I'm very concerned about all these Gurbanguly Berdimuhammedow fans.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

As we all know, the democratically elected president and tyrannical dictator of Turkmenistan Gurbanguly Mälikgulyýewiç Berdimuhammedow recently gave a speech at Columbia University, and I sure hear anything from the liberal media, or you Gurbanguly Mälikgulyýewiç Berdimuhammedowistas here at DU about it. I can only come to the conclusion that you support the cruel, mentally ill, bastard Girlbangme Birdyhammertrowel and his well documented oppression of homosexuals, jehovahs witnesses, and hare krishnas. Curbangles Beardimuthafucka is a clear and present enemy of the United States of America, and all you people do is not even talk about him. You Berdimuhammedowniks make me sick.

[Algorem]

1. That boy got a long name.

[TwilightGardener]

2. That name is supercalifragilistic expealidocious.

[RaleighNCDUer]

3. Have they found oil in Turmenistan yet? nt

[EFerrari]

5. Is Rudy campaigning there yet? That's the best indicator. n/t

[InternalDialogue]

4. I had a good plate of gurbanguly at the Thai place the other day.

Didn't seem so evil to me, but it had quite a kick.

[brer cat]

6. I appears that you missed the new DU rule

that all names must be written phonetically so our dear pResident can pronounce them and not make himself look like an ass. I don't know if it will get you tomb stoned or not, but I will hit the alert several times to make sure.

:rofl:

[renie408]

7. This is as funny as hell.

I swear, for about two seconds I thought, "Who the hell is "Gurbanguly Berdimuhammedow"??"

[candymarl]

8. You know, I had some of those Tukrmenistan diseases

But I got better!:P

[brer cat]

9. I'm so thankful that you are better!

Otherwise we would start a separate thread to send you good vibes.


:hi: