Bush and Cheney can't even guarantee your safety in the jon!

[Hubert Flottz]

Where can I find some GOPer proof 12" duct tape to put around the bottom of the crapper stall, in case some elected evil doer gets into the other stall next door and wants to scope out my package? 2" duct tape is not wide enough to thwart an all out GOPer attack if the crazy bastid tries to crawl under the little wall between the two thrones. I'll vote for whomever can promise me the terra fighting tools I need to safely shit, shower and shelter in place, when I'm far away from home.

The shithouse terra-ists would love to catch us all with our drawers down, so whatever you do don't put your best foot, or any other foot, too far foreword and for gawd sakes be careful.

Signed

Skeerd Shitless...

Pre Edit...I'm series!1!1!!1!1!!1!?

[opihimoimoi]

1. Tasers R US...thats the answer...when some SOB GOP dude signals with his HANDS..TAZER DA BUGGER...

Fuck the tape...not strong enough for them Larry Dudes who are Big Guys with WIDE STANCES

Use the TAZER...Zap them fuckers...and if he comes into the stall w ya...zap his dick too...use the highest setting..475896070067978.09 volts

and, edit, I'm series too...don't forget the ACME MUD FLAPS...

[Hubert Flottz]

3. Them GOPers are all highed up on that dick dope that Bob Dildole

pushes on the evening news! Coupled with the fact that they ain't had a good boinking since their daddy sold the family goats and butchered the family heifer and you got 4 hour explosive, premature, wickdippia, just waiting to happen. America just ain't safe anymore and Bush and Dick knows it!

Does the Pope Shit in the woods? He does if he's in Washington!

[opihimoimoi]

7. The GOOPers are in a hissyfit as their CIC Bush continues to FK Up on a mega Scale..

In the old days...a poor leader is shown the door/axe/or whatever....nowadays...we promote them, or so it seems......

The GOOPers have fucked up by backing the W Dude the way they did....now they are reduced to holding their losses nx year....like they deserve to continue in Gov't....

Rudy has falling....so is McLame....and Mitt will never get it...

Can the Hill do it?? of course she can....

[Hubert Flottz]

8. I think when bush was born the doctor threw away the baby and

kept the royal placenta instead. He gets one day older and two days dumber!

His parents didn't think it was important to teach their kids right from wrong. Too busy saving mankind I guess. If Bush tried the shit Larry Craig does, his dime would be bent! Everything he touches turns to shit...maybe that's why guys like Dave Vitter love the wimpy little loser.

[opihimoimoi]

9. Wimpy Loser he is.....but the brainwashed still love his ass...I wonder why??

[Maq]

2. Silent Guardian new thingy

Run away the ray-gun is coming : We test US army's new secret weapon

By MICHAEL HANLON - More by this author » Last updated at 23:21pm on 18th September 2007

Where do I put my finger? There ... OK? Nothing's happening ... is it on?"

"Yes, it's on. Move your finger a bit closer."
"Er ... ow! OW!" Not good. I try again. "OWWW!" I pull my hand away sharpish. My finger is throbbing, but seems undamaged.
I was told people can take it for a second, maximum. No way, not for a wimp like me.
I try it again. It is a bit like touching a red-hot wire, but there is no heat, only the sensation of heat. There is no burn mark or blister.

Its makers claim this infernal machine is the modern face of warfare. It has a nice, friendly sounding name, Silent Guardian.

SOURCE: http://www.raytheon.com/products/stellent/groups/public/documents/content/cms04_017939.pdf

[Hubert Flottz]

4. The one little pleasure left to Americans and the GOP has

fucked that up too. A man can't even take a crap in peace! Is there anything the GOP has not invaded?

Less government my ass! Larry Craig was looking for that guy's WMD I guess!

[PDenton]

5. too late

lots of chemical warfare happens in those crappers.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. It was bad enough when you just had to worry about the crotch

crickets...If they'd start charging ten cents again to shit, the GOPers would be to stingy to go in those damned things and we'd all be safe again! I think the GOPers have gone overboard with this sneek and peek stuff.

[opihimoimoi]

10. The Sneeky Peeky GOPers have tons of crotch critters in their undies

No wonder we can't seem to get things right in Congress...they always scratchin their crotch....they should try Malathion 2x

[Hubert Flottz]

11. People who spend the major part of their lives worrying about

other people's sex lives, usually do so because they get little or no poontang...or if they do it's from a farm animal, or an inflatable vinyl sex object with a very low IQ. I've never really had any desire to pork a cop in an old stinky crapper! That is weird as hell I think, but then I never liked shitty diapers either.

Sometimes I wonder what Gawd and his boys think of the GOPers and their sexual hang-ups. The GOPers and such must laugh their asses off, about the way they fool Gawd all the time. Lie, cheat, steal, kill, covet, commit adultery, fornicate, pillage and plunder and then go to church on Sunday and brag about what fine upstanding Christians they all are. And the faithful fools eat that shit up like it was candy. No wonder the country is up at the head of shit creek in a leaky boat.

Larry Craig wanted to micromanage that other guy's whickerbill(personal refrigments)and that's the gospel facts I'd bet you anything. 99.99% of the cases in America take the cop's word for it, but that's not good enough for Larry Craig...he's SPECIAL!

[opihimoimoi]

12. They are guilty of USING RELIGION AS A MEANS OF REDEMPTION....and it works

Sin, 20 Hail Marys, Forgiven, sin 2x, 30 Haily Marys(etc)(penence), sin 3x, penance.........

These guys sleep good using redemption for salvation....confessions, asking for FORGIVENESS, that sort of thing...this means they go about sinning and knowing they can be FORGIVEN from Harry....Opps, that used to be his name...Now its Pastor Harold....clever these guys...Living in DELUSION and not knowing it......Thats how they feel good....

re L Craig.....If it fits the Profile over 5768 ways......it must be so......

[Hubert Flottz]

13. Larry Craig was looking into that shitter stall because he was on a

fact finding mission from der GOPerGawd! He was looking for the Captain's Log! He was scanning yer-anus looking for cling-ons. he was tapping his foot to the dirty little song, running through the very back of his stinky, dirty, little, narrow, mind("Deutschbag, Deutschbag über alles) Anything butt the truth about Scary Larry the peeping perv.!

[opihimoimoi]

14. You should be keeping these post for a GD Book someday...peeps would buy this shit...LOL

Peeping Perv....I love it...