If Hillary gets the nomination, I'm gonna write in "Saddam Hussein's Dead Body".

[Blue-Jay]

That's right.

Saddam. Hussein's. Dead. Motherfuckin'. Body.

That's who is gonna get my vote! Hell yes! Zombie motherfuckin' Hussein! How do you like me now, DU? Am I edgy enough for you?

I swear to God, sometimes I read the posts here and want to hit myself in the head with a hammer.

[Danieljay]

1. So, Blue-Jay. How do you REALLY feel?

I'm with ya bud.

[southerncrone]

23. HEck, why not just write-in Cheney. It'll all be the same, regardless of which side of the aisle.

:eyes:

[madeline_con]

2. Don't hit yoursefl in the head with a hammer.

You'll start seeing large squirrels.

Work against "Hill" getting the nomination. Much more productive, and less painful.

[Blue-Jay]

6. I'm talking about a real hammer, not just a rubber mallet that goes "bonk".

[superkia]

3. I hear a little frustration in your tone. Dont worry I dont think she will.

I think many people want more change in politics than she offers and they want a democrat to win. I don't believe all the hype.

[Blue-Jay]

5. Nice.

Are you one of those folks who don't understand sarcasm unless the little "sarcasm smiley" is used?

[monktonman]

9. I think you might be a little high or something

People are gonna do what their televisions tell them to do.
The TV is saying "YOU WILL VOTE FOR HILL INC."!!!!!
And guess what..........you will.

[kysrsoze]

30. I certainly hope so. I didn't hate her until she became a senator and started voting

She's doesn't appear to be that much different from all these scumbags in the WH right now. Hell, they all party together.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

52. not so bright.

[Bonobo]

4. Blue Jay, you are EXACTLY edgey enough now! You figured it out!

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

7. Well, Saddam wanted a war with Iran too. Maybe you should reconsider.

[Name removed]

8. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Blue-Jay]

12. You're a sweetheart.

[illinoisprogressive]

10. hey, I can use that one too. I was not going to vote at all but, that is good.

[ShaneGR]

11. I guess you'll enjoy President Guliani

Have fun.

[Blue-Jay]

13. You missed the sarcasm-boat to Clown Town.

[ShaneGR]

16. Hmmm, ya I did... lol

[Bitwit1234]

14. Good for you....I thought we had republicans on the journal

you just proved it.

[Blue-Jay]

15. hahahahahaha!

You're a bright one.

[WilliamPitt]

17. And they call *me* a flame-thrower.

:P

:toast:

[Blue-Jay]

19. *toot-toot*

:rofl:

[WilliamPitt]

21. Touche!

*snicker*

:)

[IndianaJones]

18. hats off for not using the stupid sarcasm tag. nt.

[Blue-Jay]

20. You shut your filthy mouth!

[IndianaJones]

22. I think you forgot the sarcasm tag. nt.

[Blue-Jay]

24. No I didn't. nt. eom. byob. diaf.

[IndianaJones]

25. you're an idiot. nt.

[Blue-Jay]

26. *smooch*

[IndianaJones]

27. enjoy the republican admin traitor. you're on ignore. nt.

[Blue-Jay]

28. Bwaaahahahahahaha!

:rofl:

[IndianaJones]

29. starting....now. nt.

[Blue-Jay]

31. Now?

[IndianaJones]

32. hold on. nt.

[Blue-Jay]

33. I'll wait.

<taps foot and checks watch>

[IndianaJones]

34. ok. I'm setting a reminder on Outlook. 8am tomorrow and bye bye. jackass. nt.

[Blue-Jay]

35. You use Outlook.

<snort>

[IndianaJones]

36. even better hater....Outlook Express. Its faster. nt.

[Blue-Jay]

37. Because it's "express".

Ten items or less.

[IndianaJones]

42. jealous now huh? oh yeah. special beta version not available to the loser public yet. nt.

[mod mom]

66. I sense a little hostility in your tone perhaps stepping away from the computer & a nice cup of tea

are in order.

BTW If HRC is the candidate, I'm writing in AL GORE and there's no sarcasm notation needed.

peace.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

53. troll

[EstimatedProphet]

54. Orc

[La Lioness Priyanka]

55. hapax legomenon

[EstimatedProphet]

57. Don't flaunt your Greek elitist dialogue in here!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

58. or my neat wiki skills~

:P

[EstimatedProphet]

61. That's different.

[Laurier]

38. Fair enough.

Thankfully, I don't think you'll have to too worry much about doing any damage to your skull with that hammer.

[Blue-Jay]

40. *sigh*

Stop skimming.

[jgraz]

39. I seriously do not fucking get how ANYONE can support Saddam's Dead Body!

It's like the least qualified dead body you could vote for. Personally, I'm going for Marcel Marceau.

[Blue-Jay]

41. Perhaps Abe Vigoda?

He died years ago, but never bothered to stop walking around. That's a fact.

[jgraz]

43. A dead guy who doesn't know he's dead is too dumb to be president

I expect to see Georgie walking around until his legs decompose out from under him.

Come to think of it, isn't Cheney doing that already?

[kysrsoze]

48. Well, if we're going to vote for a dead man, I'm throwing my support toward Pat Paulsen

...where it belongs! His body WANTS it!

[Buns_of_Fire]

50. Right arm! He's the best and most qualified dead guy we've got running!

Officer Judy as the new Secretary of Homeland Security! :thumbsup:

[ToeBot]

44. Cue Kang voice: "Go ahead, throw your vote away!" nt

[Blue-Jay]

45. Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos.

[Beerboy]

46. Maybe you can say that,

but there's no way in hell I can or would say that.
Saddam Hussein's corpse gets your vote over a Rethug? (But then, I repeat myself).
And it made me laugh!:beer:

[Blue-Jay]

47. .

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

49. a ball-peen hammer

This place can get really stupid sometimes

[EstimatedProphet]

51. How dare you!

So you'd rather throw away your vote than vote for a Democrat? And they wonder why our country keeps having Repug scum in power!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

56. whatevs! if hrc wins i am going to vote for the republican. this will show you guys

how committed i am to my cause

[JVS]

59. I must say that I am impressed with Hussein's corpse's stance on the issues.

While other politicians constanttly cave to the Republicans, Saddam's corpse is able to stand fast, yielding nothing no matter how great the political pressure. Name me one time he has voted for the Bush agenda in the last year!

[ProfessorGAC]

60. I'll Show You! I'll Write-in YOUR NAME!

Hah! Take that.
The Professor

[ronnykmarshall]

62. ........

:spray:

[Nimrod2005]

63. Ok, but you be cool please...nt

[terrya]

64. Recommended

Thanks. Nothing more.

:thumbsup:

[FiveGoodMen]

65. Too bad you were being sarcastic

Because at this point, we all might as well do that considering what we've got for potential leaders.

[frylock]

67. word up

[AlCzervik]

68. *****snarf*****

favorite thread of the week, no month, you know what--best thread of the year.

[Raffi Ella]

69. lol

D.U. itself is haven but yeah,dealing with the "Big Tent Party" in all its glory is hard to do sometimes(especially lately!).

[MilesColtrane]

70. Indeed every Big Tent has it's share of clowns. n/t

[Dr. Strange]

71. I actually like Saddam Hussein's Dead Body's health care plan!

His health, not so much...