Come to think of it...

[Mythsaje]

Fuck all the world leaders. From Iran, Iraq, Angola, Mexico, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, Palestine, Venezuala, Brazil, Peru, Bolivia, Columbia, Nicaragua, every two-bit African dictator asshole, China, N. Korea, Vietnam, Malaysia (fuck them twice because I hate them A LOT), Japan, Germany (well, let's give Germany a pass for now...maybe they can get in on the second round), France, Great Britain, Norway (well, I suppose Norway's okay), The Netherlands, Sweden, Switzerland (neutrality SUCKS), South Africa, Egypt, Belgium (good chocolate, though), Greece (I mean, seriously...criminalizing VIDEO GAMES? Too weird for words), Hungary, Japan (oh, sure, they're nice NOW, but I'll bet they still think we're barbarians), Russia, Cuba, and, just for the sake of fairness, fuck the leaders of the U.S.A. as well.

Power attracts the corruptible. Let's be equal opportunity bashers. Let's get 'em all in one fell swoop. Let's toss Harper, Howard, and whoever else is in line right into the fire. I hate 'em all. Goddamn autocrats. They all suck.

:evilgrin:

Now...let's take a moment to realize that, historically speaking, assholes tend to rise to the top. Not all of the leaders of these countries are freakish asshats, but we know for sure that some of them are. Iran and the U.S., for example. Bush might be a "kinder, gentler" flaming prick, but he and that damn Iranian guy (I'm not about to bother trying to learn how to spell his name because I really don't intend to use it more than once. Or even once, for that matter). The leaders of China are all a bunch of assholes. And Putin is a grade 'A' motherfucker too. Gorbachev he ain't. Then again, he sure as hell isn't Stalin either.

If we honestly wanted to improve the world, we'd gather all of the motherfuckers together in one place, hand them some two-by-fours with nails driven through one end and tell them to act like they're in the goddamn Thunderdome. We'll tell 'em that the one who makes it out alive gets to rule the world.

It would be a lie, but so what? They sure as hell don't deserve the truth.

I don't like any of 'em. Not a one. The enemy of my enemy is just another dickhead. And let's not even talk about the ones who are friendly to our own resident Dickhead...and his putrid monkey puppet. Screw the Sauds while we're at it.

To hell with the leaders of Israel too, come to think of it. The people are all right, but the leaders suck. All the leaders suck. Everywhere. That's what leaders do. They suck. Except when they bite.

We shouldn't be defending ANY of those assholes. Ever. Not Chavez, not that Iranian asshat. Not Castro, nor Daniel Ortega. They suck. And bite. Every last festering one of them. Like a monolithic putrescent sinkhole of pus. Infected ass scabs on the left butt cheek of the world.

Can we get over that whole Iranian dickhead thing now? Fuck him. Fuck him and the Bush he rode in on. Please? Nobody here likes him. There isn't a one of us who wouldn't like to throw him in a dog-fighting pit with Bush and/or Cheney and let them fight it out.

Gawd I hate those fuckers. Goddamn leaders.

To hell with their ilk. And the people that worship them. Fucking pinheads.

;)

[Mythsaje]

1. You know

I seriously doubt I could have posted this anywhere but DU and I didn't get ONE laugh out of it?

I mean, it's so over the top it's insane.

Sometimes people are no fun at all.

[TomInTib]

2. Goddamned fucking right. But leave the Norwegians out of it.

My SweetHeart is Norwegian.

A Laplander, she was raised in a nomadic reindeer-herding family north of the Arctic Circle in a skin hut with her parents and eight siblings.

Whale meat and all of that.

Jeebus, I wish I knew how to post a pic.

For she is one of the most beautiful women in the world (Norway's entry to Miss Universe), an atheist and total kick butt.

And the Norwegians hate Boosh.

[Mythsaje]

3. Yeah, I kinda like them too...

But I was naming countries at random and Norway sprang to mind.

The only thing I have against them is that whale hunting thing, honestly.

:)

[Gonzo Gardener]

4. I was with you until...

you insulted the left butt cheek of the world.

:rofl:




Favorite lines:

"Power attracts the corruptible."

"The enemy of my enemy is just another dickhead."



May I quote you?

[Mythsaje]

5. Sure...

But, in all fairness, "Power attracts the corruptible" isn't mine. It's Frank Herbert's.

:)

The other one is mine, though.