Breaking News! Joint House & Senate Resolution BRBJ-69 passes!

[Ghost in the Machine]

Breaking News! Joint House & Senate Resolution BRBJ-69 passes!

Submitted by doug63 on Thu, 09/27/2007 - 02:50.
We just got word that Joint House/Senate Resolution BRBJ-69, a bill co-authored by Senators Larry Craig & David Vitter, along with Florida Representative Bob Allen, has passed in both the House & Senate.

The resolution requires all public bathrooms to be designated as Protected Mating Areas for self loathing closeted homosexual republicans. All self loathing closeted homosexual republicans are now free to seek sex in any bathroom they choose, without fear of embarrassment and/or prosecution.

Senator Craig took a wide stance on the issue and really put his foot down when things seem to stall. He tapped a few Senate seats that owed him favors to gain help with his bill.

Congressman Bob Allen (R-Fl) was a little reluctant and seemed scared at first, but after offering Senator Craig $20 to let him perform oral sex on him Rep. Allen signed on with glee. After the votes, Rep Allen declared that "this is a great day for self loathing closeted homosexual republican everywhere!"

Although he isn't a self loathing closeted homosexual, Senator David Vitter added an amendment to this bill. Sen. Vitter's amendment requires every public men's room to have diaper changing stations installed in them by June 1, 2008.

More details available as we make them up.

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[DemBones DemBones]

1. Ha! I noticed that bill number and thought WTF?

Funny stuff!

[Ghost in the Machine]

2. Thank you...

I was in a mood tonight... don't know what kind of mood, but that's what came out of it..

:hi:

[DearAbby]

3. Congressman and Former Speaker of the House

Hassert(R-Il)has also added an Amendment to have "Jabba the Hut" Stalls required for every public accessed Restrooms. Also requires motorized Hoyer lifts to lift and lower large "Jabba sized asses" onto and off the toilet. All installed by January 1,2008.

[Hubert Flottz]

4. I heard they were forming a new group ASAP...

The Sucking Senators. They REALLY DO SUCK!

[zeemike]

5. It's about time...This legislation is way over due

And I have every confidence the president will sign it into law.
We need to protect these mating areas to insure the continuation of that species of congress men and closeted gays....Without them we could be faced with there extinction within years.
Thank you congress for a job well done.


:woohoo:
:applause:

:sarcasm:

[Tesha]

10. Yeah, but its been coming for a long time now. (NT)

[malaise]

6. Hahahahah

:rofl:

[deacon]

7. Following the vote, they shared big Huggies :)

[Ghost in the Machine]

8. kick

[Lochloosa]

9. Ah hell...why not. K/R