As DUzyday approaches, one wonders.. Just what DOES a DUzy look like?

[SoCalDem]

The ballots have been counted..Price Waterhouse ..JeffR and his minions of mirth have spoken

It's Official..

You may be/are/could be/shouldabeen a



It's too late to pray


Even for a "natural-born" preyprayer



For the "winners", it's all good..time to kick back & celebrate


Send in the clowns..have a party


Put the beer goggles on and par-tay!!


We all know what these awards signify

Could THIS be a DUzy?.. Careful scrutiny says "no".



For some, another week slips by, DUzy-less..


When your name is not "blued", do you pout?


Get mad as hell and say you're not gonna take it anymore?


Demand a recount?


Head for the roof?


Cry like a baby?


Get all militant about it?


Ponder your place in the world?


Alert the media and stage a protest?


According to Google, THESE are all DUzys

Gives new meaning to "What's in a Name?"


Fired up for DUzy?


A true gem of a DUzy


This guy claims to be a DUzy


Google annointed this pair a "double DUzy"..



We know that some people will NEVER be DUzy winners:

Goddammit.. another week without a DUzy


Loves wars..DUzyless.. a coincidence?


Rumor has it that Gonzo wept when he did not win a DUzy

Can't raise money..lazy..boring and DUzyless again


Once a loser, always a loser.. No DUzy again


Poor schlub... all he was trying to do was to win a "doo" zy.. Not the spelling bee champ, that Larry.


Freepers do not lose gracefully.. No DUzy? "Lurlene, pass me the gold spray paint"


Would you "Thank the Academy" if THIS were a DUzy?

So when you click that link and look for your name in blue, what do you imagine your DUzy to look like?

Could THIS be a DUzy? or just a guy who's a little too proud of his big sausage?

[zabet]

1. DUzy of a post!

:thumbsup::thumbsup:<---2 thumbs up!!
:woohoo::woohoo:
:applause::applause::applause:

[SoCalDem]

6. Thanks.. (I edited a bit)

I always post these too soon, and then find more pics I wanted to use :)

[Lars39]

2. LOL

:rofl::spray: :rofl: :applause:

[youthere]

3. Fie on you! FIE! I say thrice, fie!

Blatant DUzy propagation!

[stellanoir]

4. You wouldn't by any chance. . . be pandering. . .would you. . .?

Great visuals but I have it on fairly good authority that the illustrious JeffR. . .considers award recipients up to the 11th hour.

As to the physical manifestation of a DUzy. . . sheesh. . .even Nance is probably still waiting on her gift basket from months ago.

DUzies might just be far too ephemeral to sully themselves or trifle with the density of the physical plane really.

I'd be willing to wager that you may just get a visual one though.

Good luck with that.

[SoCalDem]

5. Do you work at Capital One??

What's in YOUR DUzy ?

:rofl:

[stellanoir]

9. No. I work for the federalies though they never get around to actually paying me. . .

even though "I can't recall anything and am protected under the obfuscating umbrella of executive privilege and was hired entirely for my incompetence, inexperience, brazenly blind loyalty, lack of conscience, and stunningly astute powers of selective amnesia." /sarcasm

What's in mine. . .? I keep misplacing them and have more than likely been totally shut off.

So there.

[Lugnut]

7. K&R

:rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

8. Are our pretzeldunce laughing?

I doubt it, but we is! It beats the hell out of crying!

[rurallib]

10. That's a big wiener that guy has.

Denny Hastert eats one sausage a day. One all-American whole-hog sausage (contents one whole hog)

Great post. Maybe worthy of a Pulitzer, but probably not a DUzy

[SoCalDem]

12. And for lunch, Denny probably has a BLLT

Bacon/Lard/Lettuce & Tomato...(hold the lettuce & tomato & add extra Mayo)

[JohnnyLib2]

11. Love it, love it, bookmarking, recommending.

[KitchenWitch]

13. I smell DUzy!

:rofl:

[SoCalDem]

17. and what do DUzy's smell like? chocolate, strawberries?

cotton candy?

[JeffR]

18. Panama Red & Doritos n/t

[annabanana]

23. (hee). . . . . . n/t

[KitchenWitch]

21. Chocolate covered strawberries with champagne of course!

:)

[rucky]

14. somebody's auditionaing for a Visual Achievement Award.

This is the DU equivalent of an Emmy clip - the "very special" sitcom episode where our wacky friends must deal with a serious moment.

[SoCalDem]

16. "... a very special episode of 'Who's the Boss'..."

Angela eats bad clams just before a long road trip...:)

[The Straight Story]

15. Like this maybe?

[cloudbase]

19. You get lots of this

unmarked, of course,

and one of these

[Stinky The Clown]

20. Send in the clowns

Let there be clowns

[malaise]

22. What a great post

You're a Duzy winner :applause: :rofl:

[SoCalDem]

26. Thanks.. gotta lighten things up a bit

:)

[graywarrior]

24. I've had a few in the past and I figured out you get them when you don't try to get them.

Or bribes. That works, too.

[SoCalDem]

25. and backrubs.. I heard that somewhere

:evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

29. Don't get me started. . .

*snort*

[BlooInBloo]

27. Bah. DUzy whore.

:D

[Bucky]

28. Little known fact: The Z in DUzy is pronounced with the K sound

Now rethink this image.

[SoCalDem]

30. eew.. but he's got a very narrow stance n/t

[Uncle Joe]

31. I generally fast for the weekend if I don't get a DUzy,

I'm down to 98lbs now.:cry: But your post deserves one SoCalDem:) so thanks for the thread.:thumbsup:

[SoCalDem]

32. Aaaw, Uncle Joe.. Eat something.. DUzyrexia is bad for your health

:)

[calimary]

33. Did it again, SoCalDem!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1934515

Worth it just for the picture of that guy with the gold face paint. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: