HardWorkingDem
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Sat Sep-29-07 01:21 AM
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Rudy enjoys prostate exams because of 9/11 |
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More startling revelations continue to leak out of the thought provoking and sometimes painful interview of GOP presidential candidate Rudy Guiliani, by the always probing Tim Russert, the host of NBC's Meet The Press.
Just like in all interviews, Russert has searched deeply and has rooted out some very frank and deep thoughts from Rudy Giuliani. In a brief expose, Rudy poured out his heart to how 9/11 made him learn to enjoy prostate exams. In a segment slated to air on FoxNews after the Beltway Boys, Rudy divulges to Russert, "Yes, I have learned to enjoy prostate exams after 9/11 and here's why: when I was down at Ground Zero on those countless visits and saw those wonderful rescue workers using backhoes and jack hammers, it struck me, if they can work hard in this rescue effort with those kind of digging tools, then there is no reason why I can't enjoy my visits to my doctor. So I do and have 9/11 to thank for that."
After the interview, Russert was later interviewed by MSNBC's Chris Matthews and told Matthews, "You know, I'm like you when it comes to voting for a man for president. It's all about the Aqua Velvet, smell of cigars and who you would like to have a beer with. Hell. We don't need a president who can tell the difference between the Sunni or Shi'ites. We need a man who is confident with who he is and when a man can look into my eyes and the camera lens and can admit to enjoying prostate exams because of 9/11, then that his the man we need for our next president."
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Sat Sep-29-07 01:28 AM
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1. WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF LEADERSHIP IS THAT??? Rudy enjoys his ASS being reamed? |
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Is this What America needs for a President??? Is this the best them Pubs have??? OMG...they are fucked....
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Sat Sep-29-07 01:34 AM
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2. Well, Rudy's the kind of guy that would probably |
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enjoy having all kinds of things stuck up his ass. I just think he is an ass.
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liberalla
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Sat Sep-29-07 02:04 AM
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4. This sounds like a joke to me. Everything is 9/11 for Rudy now. |
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Rudy blows his nose because of 9/11
Rudy enjoys sunsets because of 9/11
Rudy says sex is better because of 9/11
Rudy thinks Judith is more beautiful because of 9/11
Rudy believes he has a chance to win because of 9/11
Rudy tells better jokes because of 9/11
Rudy is kinder to small animals because of 9/11
Rudy says food tastes better because of 9/11
Rudy thinks people are dumber than ever and will vote for him because of 9/11 and
YES, Rudy enjoys prostate exams because of 9/11... He goes twice a week!
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man4allcats
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Sat Sep-29-07 02:25 AM
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5. I think you're right, but |
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I still bet he likes things stuck up his ass. Go Rudy, you freaky little twit! My feeling is that only Travis Bickle could really get you off.
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bananarepublican
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Sat Sep-29-07 04:37 AM
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8. It seems many, many GOPers would like to have multiple prostate examinations on a daily basis! n/t |
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Sat Sep-29-07 04:38 AM
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9. RG... "I love the smell of powdered asbestos in the morning." n/t |
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Edited on Sat Sep-29-07 04:39 AM by bananarepublican
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liberalla
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Sat Sep-29-07 01:35 AM
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3. Is this for real? Do you have a link? |
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Is this a joke?
because if it's not, Russert hasn't learned one f__king thing in the last 6 years.
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Jed Dilligan
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Sat Sep-29-07 02:31 AM
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6. Didn't he have prostate cancer? |
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I don't hate anyone more than Rudy, but I think that makes the joke a bit... tasteless.
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Hieronymus
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Sat Sep-29-07 02:44 AM
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7. I thught Rudy's prostate was removed. |
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Sat Sep-29-07 05:23 AM
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10. That's not at all surprising. n/t/ |
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Sat Sep-29-07 05:23 AM
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11. No. You made that up. |
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Funny as shit, but you HAD to have made that up. :rofl:
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Beerboy
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Sat Sep-29-07 05:25 AM
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12. I think I was first... |
Richardo
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Sat Sep-29-07 09:05 AM
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13. This should be labeled 'satire' |
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BAD satire, yes, but satire nonetheless.
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