Could Gore pursue the Republican nomination?

[Boojatta]

If he pursued it and got the nomination, who would he choose as his running mate?

[Horse with no Name]

1. That's just stupid

No offense intended...but wtf would he consider doing that? The Republican party platform stands for NOTHING of what he stands for.:crazy:

[Boojatta]

8. Who designs the Republican party platform?

Is it Barney, the President's Scottish Terrier?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Stay away from the blotter acid, dude.

The hallucinations can get a little weird.

[Jade Fox]

12. LOL!

[saltpoint]

3. Jack swapped the family cow for beans he believed were magic.

He lucked out -- that's one version. The beans WERE magic and great adventure ensued.

The transacton doomed him -- that's another version. Half his family died without the cow and the rest had to sell out and move to Bangladesh where, even as we speak this evening, they are standing at the side of the river, buck naked, scrawny and starving, moaning deliriously about the gods' cruelty.

[BlooInBloo]

4. I'll take Odds On Favorite For Stupidest Idea Of 2007 for $1000, Alex.

[Froward69]

5. dude get some sleep!

[Buzz Clik]

6. Could Gore be the President of Mars?

[Guaranteed]

13. No. He's not a native of Mars, and the Martian Constitution

requires that he be born on the planet in order to be the President.

[saltpoint]

14. That, plus most of the current Mars polling shows Brownback a shoe-in.

[saltpoint]

7. What if Al Gore died and came back as a magpie?

What then?

[Horse with no Name]

10. Then there is a good chance he would be heckled

AND jeckled.

[saltpoint]

11. LOL!

[11 Bravo]

16. And THAT is a DUzy just waiting to happen!

A dozen words, summing up what I love about this place. Good shit, Horse.

[LisaL]

19. I dunno. What if pigs started flying? What a nightmare would that

be.

[saltpoint]

24. Agree. We'd need sturdy umbrellas.

Fortunately, John Sununu and Mitch McConnell appear to be wingless.

[11 Bravo]

9. He asked while cutting a slow, philosophical fart.

[Boojatta]

15. For the amusement of disgruntled participants in this thread:

Poll question: Are both 2 times 7, and 16 plus 8 even?

Poll question: When Boojatta's polls are unsuccessful, the cause is usually...

Freeper Madness: "Bush is a Quadruped!!!"

[zabet]

17. Hmmmm...

Jeb for his running mate. <---A far-fetched
answer for a far-fetched question. :crazy:

[defendandprotect]

18. Liebermann, of course -- !!!

[Bluebear]

21. No, I think the OP is asking for someone NOT a Republican!

:)

[Heidi]

20. If that happened, I assume he would choose as his running mate

any one of the able monkeys that flew out of his butt at the very moment he announced his Republican candidacy. :P

[LeftishBrit]

22. If pigs could fly, which airport would they land at first?

On second thoughts - people as liberal as Gore have been elected as Conservative leaders in some Europaean countries...

If Gore got the Republican nomination, he would presumably have to choose someone on the far-right of the party to balance the ticket. Santorum? Gingrich? Jeb Bush ... argh, I think I'll give up this fantasy!

[book_worm]

23. I'm sure this isn't a serious suggestion, but i'll bite anyway 1) Gore wouldn't want the GOP

nomination 2) Do you actually think that Republican primary voters--many of the extreme right--fundie bent--would vote for Al Gore?