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Didereaux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-30-07 10:02 AM
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Cheney promotes Stan to General...
Earlier I reported a story titled 'Cheney plans attack on US Treasury'- well I always had my suspicions about that, because it made no sense to attack an empty building. So I went down to the local Republican Party Hdqtrs and grabbed Stan the Stupid Virus. I 'waterboarded' the little fuzzball, until he confessed that he told me that story to cover up the REAL reason for Cheney putting together a private army...
Here's the REAL scoop...


http://www.flickr.com/photos/12461951@N03/





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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-30-07 10:37 AM
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1. The group in the photo as assembled should pretty much be able
...to handle the Iran invasion from Cheney's bunker 2,200 feet below the White House.

The entire invasion force consisting of over 180,000 elite Blackwater secret forces specially equipped with the newest clocking devices which render them invisible are assembled along the Iraq-Iran border poised to move on the Dick "Rat-Shit-for-Brains" Cheney's direct coded order which is "Hit'em Stan", to General Stan the Stupid who will act via live satellite TV transmitted into every Blackwater elite commando's visor.

The funding pool for this invasion not at $400 billion has been carefully accumulated over the past 60 months through skimming 66.6% of all supplemental funds requested and approved by the U.S. Congress and reinvested at a 22% return in special non-taxable high yield 29 day special privilege edition U.S. Treasury bonds created by Cheney enterprises which required no Congressional approval.:yoiks:
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Didereaux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-30-07 10:55 AM
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2. ...I do believe you have caught the spirit of the thing lol n/t
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-30-07 11:07 AM
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3. You what they say about Great minds and weak bladders...
...as for the money well it still goes on:

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Bush/Cheney Lost 8 Billion Dollars in Iraq. They Put 12 Billion Dollars in cash on pallets and flew them into Baghdad. You must be fucking kidding.

U.S. sent pallets of cash to Baghdad
By Jeremy PelofskyTue Feb 6, 8:46 PM ET


The U.S. Federal Reserve sent record payouts of more than $4 billion in cash to Baghdad on giant pallets aboard military planes shortly before the United States gave control back to Iraqis, lawmakers said on Tuesday.

The money, which had been held by the United States, came from Iraqi oil exports, surplus dollars from the U.N.-run oil-for-food program and frozen assets belonging to the ousted Saddam Hussein regime.

Bills weighing a total of 363 tons were loaded onto military aircraft in the largest cash shipments ever made by the Federal Reserve, said Rep. Henry Waxman (news, bio, voting record), chairman of the House of Representatives Committee on Oversight and Government Reform.

"Who in their right mind would send 363 tons of cash into a war zone? But that's exactly what our government did," the California Democrat said during a hearing reviewing possible waste, fraud and abuse of funds in Iraq.

On December 12, 2003, $1.5 billion was shipped to Iraq, initially "the largest pay out of U.S. currency in Fed history," according to an e-mail cited by committee members.

It was followed by more than $2.4 billion on June 22, 2004, and $1.6 billion three days later. The CPA turned over sovereignty on June 28.

Paul Bremer, who as the administrator of the Coalition Provisional Authority ran Iraq after initial combat operations ended, said the enormous shipments were done at the request of the Iraqi minister of finance.

"He said, 'I am concerned that I will not have the money to support the Iraqi government expenses for the first couple of months after we are sovereign. We won't have the mechanisms in place, I won't know how to get the money here,"' Bremer said.

"So these shipments were made at the explicit request of the Iraqi minister of finance to forward fund government expenses, a perfectly, seems to me, legitimate use of his money," Bremer told lawmakers.

WHERE'S THE MONEY?

Democrats led by Waxman also questioned whether the lack of oversight of $12 billion in Iraqi money that was disbursed by Bremer and the CPA somehow enabled insurgents to get their hands on the funds, possibly through falsifying names on the government payroll.

"I have no knowledge of monies being diverted. I would certainly be concerned if I thought they were," Bremer said. He pointed out that the problem of fake names on the payroll existed before the U.S.-led invasion.

The special inspector general for Iraqi reconstruction, Stuart Bowen, said in a January 2005 report that $8.8 billion was unaccounted for after being given to the Iraqi ministries.

"We were in the middle of a war, working in very difficult conditions, and we had to move quickly to get this Iraqi money working for the Iraqi people," Bremer told lawmakers. He said there was no banking system and it would have been impossible to apply modern accounting standards in the midst of a war.

"I acknowledge that I made mistakes and that, with the benefit of hindsight, I would have made some decisions differently," Bremer said.

Republicans argued that Bremer and the CPA staff did the best they could under the circumstances and accused Democrats of trying to score political points over the increasingly unpopular Iraq war.

"We are in a war against terrorists, to have a blame meeting isn't, in my opinion, constructive," said Rep. Dan Burton (news, bio, voting record), an Indiana Republican.

http://theobfuscationreport.blogspot.com/2007/02/bushcheney-lost-8-billion-dollars-in.html

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Didereaux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-30-07 11:25 AM
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4. and they laughed at Ike's warning about Def/Mil complex... n/t
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