What kind of mind equates 9/11 with a prostate?

[Didereaux]

There sometimes appears evidence of the minds capability to transgress regions I personally do not wish to explore...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/12461951@N03/




"What a maroon!" Bugs Bunny circa(1950's)

[HCE SuiGeneris]

1. We are surrounded by

imbeciles in positions of power... somebody stop the madness!

[Cha]

17. That's what we're tryin'

to do here..more than the people who took bush's advice to just "go shopping".

[MNDemNY]

2. Rudy has enjoyed those exams for decades.

[hedgehog]

3. Please tell me that this is another parody!

I sent out this one, and my family members called me up to find out if it was fiction or non-fiction!

More startling revelations are being released in a pre-review introduction of a
remarkable and frank interview conducted by NBC's Tim Russert of GOP presidential
candidate Rudy Giuliani.

Giuliani has now went on the record as stating the one reason for his many marriages
and affairs has been 9/11. Russert had asked Giuliani about what it is like running
a values campaign while being married over three times and having countless adulterous
affairs. Rudy replied that all of his sexual indiscretions have been caused by 9/11.
Rudy went on to say, "After 9/11 it reinforced to me the importance of having
sex. Um, that and the availability of Viagra. Also, while working down at Ground
Zero, it hit me that there would be plenty of widowed wives in NYC and I thought
the next heroic thing for me to do would be to share my man love as much as possible."

When Russert regained composure from this stark admission, he mentioned to Guiliani
that his divorces had happened prior to 9/11. When faced with this fact, Rudy became
obviously angered and demanded of Russert, "What does that have to do with
me spreading my love!! I guess now you are going to run a damned Moveon.Org ad attacking
my patriotism and heroism!"

Russert immediately corrected himself and stated Rudy was right and after apologizing
to Rudy he continued his shockingly honest hard hitting and heartfelt interview.

A tearful Russert eventually closed out the interview by remarking to Rudy how he
wished his father, "Big Russ", were still alive because if he was, he
was sure he'd be tossing a vote Rudy's way.

[Didereaux]

4. absolutely NOT a parody...that is a quote from Russerts show...n/t

[Didereaux]

5. The graphic I posted , the quote in it is not parody. Yours I am not so sure heheh

[Didereaux]

6. damn, now I am not sure about mine......curses internet! n/t

[hedgehog]

7. I'm going to forward your quote with a quote of my own-

We report, you decide!

[Snotcicles]

8. Delete

[nam78_two]

9. Idiot-I can't stand this man.nt

[Didereaux]

10. I've been DU'd ................ LOL

A friend had emailed just the text. Sounded so Rudy like I bought it. NOW I find the thing ORIGINATES on DU!!!!
HOIST ON ME OWN PETARD---
ROFLMAO

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1937619

[hisownpetard]

11. Rudy's a paradigm of moral rectaltude. n/t

[SidDithers]

12. A real asshole, that's who...nt

Sid

[B Calm]

13. After each prostate exam, Rudy runs down to the 9-11 and buys a pack of smokes!

[TahitiNut]

14. Rudy's got his eye on the Offal Orifice.

:dunce: ... and his finger on the 'butt-on.'

[Bluerthanblue]

15. a narcissist who cannot

see the world apart from his own 'shit'.

"learned to enjoy ?"

Did the rescue workers 'enjoy' searching for dead bodies?


what a stupid analogy- from a selfish man, who has nothing to offer other than the 9/11 publicity blitz.

[Cha]

16. The widows and widowers and the

families and friends of the victims of 9fucking11 want to thank you from the bottom of their hearts, smallmindedrudy, but they just can't find it in themselves to be grateful because of your prostate.

[Feron]

18. I don't know what is worse..

the quote or the accompanying picture.

The doctor in the back is a nice touch. LMAO

[uppityperson]

19. an asshole. eom

[Gabi Hayes]

20. a synergistic ticket: