What would Bush sing if he had the lead in "The Sound of Music?"

[DFW]

I suspect it would go something like this (to the tune DO-RE-MI):

DUH means „I’ve got no ideer“
N R A means a warm gun
Me, a name for prez-zy-dent
Four, the sum of two plus one
Kyo-to means too much clean air
Fish can co-exist, I know
NOO-kyu-ler’s a bomb, beware!
Which will lead us back to Duh Duh Duh-bya

Don’t know where Osama is,
And I really do not care
But I know: Saddam got his,
I have got his gun right there!
Fox will tell you what I’ve read,
Looking into Putin’s soul!
Rove, explain what I just said,
Or we’ll just be back at DUH DUH DUH-BYA


Dough, a cut, a big tax cut
Faith, what we should teach in schools
Laudabubble means “real good,”
“Swim” is what I do in pools
Imports, things from out-of-state
Pretzels are Dubya M D
Don’t misunderestimate!
Which will bring us back to DUH!

[Cabcere]

1. That's brilliant!

:applause: Well done. :) :thumbsup:

[DFW]

3. Thanky, thanky!!

I actually made that one up a couple of years ago, and have
been singing it to myself ever since. I figured it was time
to burden the DU with it (evil twin made me do it).

[WinkyDink]

2. AWESOME!!!

[DFW]

4. Thanks to you, too!

It may not win me a Grammy, but if it enrages a Freeper or two,
then I'll consider it Mission Accomplished!

[ThatsMyBarack]

5. Cracker upper!

:rofl: More, please! :rofl:

[DFW]

7. Well, if you're REALLY a glutton for punishment..........

I had a hand in or completely wrote most of these:

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[Ravy]

6. Yours was good... but I think if Bush had a lead in The Sound of Music, he would sing

something from a different musical entirely.

I don't have the foggiest of which musical that might be, but I had no idea he would go after Saddam for 9/11 either.

[DFW]

9. "My Fair Condi" maybe?

[rug]

8. Oklahama.

[Cabcere]

10. This deserves a DUzy nomination.

:rofl: As does the OP. :hi:

[applegrove]

11. "How do you solve a problem like Korea"! LOL

[Swamp Rat]

12. off-key

[guitar man]

13. 99 bottles of beer

on the wall (hic) 99 bottles of beer.... :D