This is an American Thread

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

so if you reply, speak English.

And for heaven's sake, whatever you do, don't drop your birthday cake or I'll break your wrist.

And if you break in line, and are rude, I will taser you.



(do you ever feel like you are going crazy?)

[BB1]

1. excuse me,

waar kan ik het station vinden? Ik ben nieuw hier, en ik ben ook nog jarig. Stukje taart?

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

2. no cheesesteak for you

oof.

[emanymton]

3. Willkommen Zum DU

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Sehr lustig.
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[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

4. What? What?

You are making me feel insecure and ignorant. Speak English, I say. It's my thread.

[Sock Puppet]

69. gefeliciteerd!

Hartstikke bedankt voor de taart. Het was zeer lekker!

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

73. Balloons, I believe are American

Is that one of those DOOP-de DOO de DOO de DOOP? languanges?

[BB1]

80. ja bedankt hoor!

leuk, ballonnen. Ballons.

en qua taart: graag gedaan, Bakker Bart.

[emanymton]

5. Vhen Vill You Learn? It Ist Spelled 'Amerika'.

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Ve just have to vork harder. Remember 'Arbeit Macht Frei.'

___
sarcasm off -

(Yes.)
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[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

6. OK now you've done it

I'm agonna drop a nucular bomb on your head.

[emanymton]

9. Je pense que vous avez ouvert le bidon de a de vers.

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I think you have opened a can of worms.

We take our humor seriously here at DU.
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[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

12. Nope, I have opened a can of Whoop Ass!

peak-say glish-enay

(I know)

[emanymton]

22. Or As One Might Hear In German ...

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Ich denke, daß Sie a Dose Endlosschrauben geöffnet haben.
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[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

24. I have a waterboard

with your name on it.

[emanymton]

28. Und Ve Have Vays To Make You Talk, Or Not ...

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Remember, childrens learn from ze leeder.
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[Swamp Rat]

7. Não moça! Isso é America:

Tô aqui ficando calado com muito medo do Bushler. E vc? Tudo bem na sua fantasia?

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

8. Stop it! At Once!

Or I shall make a call to my friends at Blackwater.

[Swamp Rat]

10. Tá bom rapaz

Vou embora da aqui porque os Nazistas vem. :yoiks:

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

16. That's it, why I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna

Close my eyes, put my fingers in my ears, and go "lalalalalalala".

[Swamp Rat]

17. abraço

:hug:

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

19. Hippy

Oh Noes.

[emanymton]

13. Too Late. You Started It. ... §;-)

.
After all, this is an American thread - or is it a threat?.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

14. Peace - here, have a nice piece of birthday cake

Whooooooooops!

[Swamp Rat]

15. Oui

mon frère. :D



Me encanta el francés pero no me gusta inglés. :D

[OzarkDem]

11. J'ai un avocat. Pas Taser je, frère.

Translation: "I have a lawyer. Don't Tase me, bro."

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

18. Ok, no taser

How about a nice water hose?

(showing my age)

[muriel_volestrangler]

20. Not any more, it isn't

And who can call that mishmash spoken in the US 'English'? :evilgrin: I say, Jeeves, these colonials are getting ideas above their station.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

21. Americans made English much better

We took out all those unnecessary "u"s.

[emanymton]

23. Just Ask shrub. ... §;-ß

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

26. He just took one of those unwanted u's

And put it into the word "nuclear".

[Liberal In Texas]

35. Excuse me, must get the vacuum. n/t

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

59. Yeah, we threw one of those extra u's in that word, too.

I think we took it out of "colour".

[spoony]

84. Don't forget donut, and thru

:P

[Swamp Rat]

25. Jeeves and Wooster!

¡Me gusta mucho! :D

Estoy mirando ahora "The Purity and the Turf." ;)

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

27. I can't believe a Patriotic American Thread such as this

Gets no respect and recommendations.

[Swamp Rat]

29. Eu fiz um recomendação pra você

:)

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

30. There must be

50 ways to say that in English.

[Swamp Rat]

37. "My hovercraft is full of eels."

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

39. "My hovercraft is full of eels."

doo-dah, doo-dah.

[Buns_of_Fire]

31. I hear Grand Funk Railroad playing in the background!

We're an American Band
We're an American Band
We're comin' to your town
We'll help you party it down
We're an American Band

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

34. Aw crap

Thanks for the earworm.

[Lilith Velkor]

85. Damn Yankees - PLAY SOME SKYNYRD!!1!

[emanymton]

32. Leute von Uruguay sind Amerikaner auch.

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People from Uruguay are Americans too.
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[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

36. not REAL Americans

not cheesesteak eating, gun-toting, beer-drinking, sports-watching, rascist, bigoted, god-fearing, money-worshipping Americans likes we in the USA.

Go Team Go!

[emanymton]

40. Ask The Descendants Of All The People From Germany.

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A large number of people emigrated there after 1945. Not sure your "cheesesteak eating, gun-toting, beer-drinking, sports-watching, rascist, bigoted, god-fearing, money-worshipping" types can out do them. §@;-/
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[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

41. Yeah, but they have to hide

The "cheesesteak eating, gun-toting, beer-drinking, sports-watching, rascist, bigoted, god-fearing, money-worshipping" can get right in your face here in the REAL America.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

44. P.S.

Stop trying to be logical. It has no place in this American thread.

[Bassic]

33. Pardon?

J'ai pas très bien compris là, pouvez-vous répéter? :P

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

38. Go eat smelly cheese

and stay out of this patriotic, flag-waving thread.

[BB1]

47. our cheese is Gouda

look it up on a map. They have a cheese market with guys in funny suits and weird hats, carrying cheese on what appears to be a make-shift brancard. Gouda, the Netherlands. Come and see, it's on tuesday mornings, and free of charge (which is a big thing in Holland)

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

50. Our cheese is individually wrapped slices and bright yellow

It's AMERICAN cheese. Fitting for this American thread. Get your gouda out of here.

[BB1]

52. wanna trade for

real peanutbutter? I'd send you some (it's quite nutricious) but I'm afraid they won't let it pass at customs and then they'll arrest you as well. I'll keep the cheese...

"individually wrapped slices" doesn't sound like it's made from cowmilk.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

54. It's great American Processed Cheese food

Sliced for your convenience to fit perfectly in between two pieces of soft American white Wonder bread.

[Karenina]

55. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Bassic]

56. Tous les bons fromages sentent un peu mauvais.

:D

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

58. What?

Did you say you want to try some American cheese? Ask nicely, in English, and I'll send you some.

[Bassic]

66. Hahaha

We have it here. We call it "processed" cheese :P

[zanne]

68. Oh yeah?

Bad fromage stinks, too.

[BB1]

43. pas de probleme, mon ami,

maar ik hou het nog ff nederlands. Poehee, jullie zitten wel snel op de kast, hihi.

Wasn't there a vote, one day, long ago, where the representatives hade to decide which language to speak in the New America? I believe the choice was between English and Dutch (around the time we sold New York for Surinam). 51-49 vote for English, it appears.
Still, if you speak slowly and articulate, we still understand. (now how'bout the other way around. If you 'Murkans are the rightious(?) leaders of the world, we'd expect you to speak more than one language. And Ebonics don't count no mo'.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

46. No, no, out of respect to our obvious superiority

All countries must oblige US. Learn other languages? Why? Don't be silly.

[BB1]

51. the language of money?

that's a different one. Like the language of love, or mathematics. Signlanguage (middle fingers).

I know we have to obey, o great and powerful one, united under god. Seems like you're divided right down the middle, whilst all speaking the same language.

You're right on all counts: you don't need to learn to speak another language. This one does just fine since no-one is listening in the first place.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

53. No need to get pissy and insulting

In this great American thread.

Just have a cup of great American coffee, and a great American croissant spread with great American Lurpak and you'll feel better.

[BB1]

57. got a better idea:

I'll listen to some Zappa and Jimi Hendrix, rerun Michael Moore's Bowling for Columbine, sneak on my All Star's sneakers and ... and ... and... okay, I can't think of any good food from the States. Or drinks. But otherwise, I can appreciate some of the stuff you make, some of the time. (insert smiley with a wink here)

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

61. Cheese Grits

That's my suggestion.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

63. Or maybe birthday cake?

(sticking my foot out to trip you)

[BB1]

64. you're two weeks late, but thanks

what are cheese grits? Sounds like they will grit your tooths. (huh huh)

Now, seriously, watskebeurt? What's up with the police-state-of-mind? Seems to me there're less flagwaving Americans crossing over to Europe. They notice first-hand what it is like to be disliked. It happens a lot: "Oh, you're from the States? Get the fuck out of Iraq first before you come here."

Are you going crazy? Literally? It boggles me, most of the time. My mentor used to be a friend of Noam Chomsky's, I got introduced to big politics a long time ago. But little politics is just a reflection of it's bigger counterpart. Racist officers who go unpunished? What's true for a city, is true for a country.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

65. This thread is a total joke

Sometimes you just got to laugh to keep from crying.

[BB1]

67. Yup.

I know what you mean. Had a good laugh?

Enough of this. I'm going back to watching NASCAR and drinking spiked Mountain Dew.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

71. As long as you're spiking it with American booze

Jack Daniels and Mountain Dew

Hillbilly Hop

[zippy890]

42. As-Salamu `Alaykum

السلام عليكم

Don't taser me bro! in Arabic


:hi:

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

45. Oh NOES!

It's a terrist!

[WinkyDink]

48. But I look lousy in brown shirts!

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

49. Dye your hair blonde and wear blue contacts

You'll look just fine.

[WinkyDink]

60. Hee! I always tell my husband he'd have been the Nazi poster child: 3 years old in 1943,

bright blond hair, and a cherubic face.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

62. Sorry - I'm blatantly using you just to bounce the thread

I've never started a thread that got the little fire folder thing going. I'm only two recs away from Greatest page, a great American tradition and a solidly American ambition.

Hope you don't feel too abused by my exploitation.

[WritersBlock]

70. Uno, maintenant. n/t

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

72. I've play Uno

It's a great American game.

[YOY]

74. Zandorific!

n/t

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

75. Zandorific? Is that English?

You are not allowed to make up words in this American thread. The punishment will be severe.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

76. AH - the Greatest Page

Mission Accomplished.

[renie408]

77. Hey, you ARE Zandorific!! (This is now going to be my favorite word) n/t

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

78. Vai tomar no cu!

[ourbluenation]

79. atwhay exactly are you ryintay to aysay?

[Karenina]

82. Schon erklärt!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Aber würde Dich lohnen ein bißchen arbeit an Schwein Latein zu tun! :hide:

[jgraz]

81. I just want to point out that this thread was started as a CHRISTIAN thread

All you Mooslims and other pagans get out. You Jews can stay as long a y'all are back in Israel in time for the rapture.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

83. And if you are gay

I fully support you having your very own American thread along with all the priveleges that entails, but please, let's keep the sanctity of THIS particular thread for heterosexuals only.

Oh wait.

Never mind.

[krispos42]

86. maH luq Qaw' ghor

maH bel wam "Humans".

hwiiy chIS joq Doq Ha'DIbaH?