Bush and CHESS? Does he play the Game? Does he understand the moves and concept?

[opihimoimoi]

Who would be his Queen, his rooks, his Bishops and Knights....? and who are his Pawns????

[Trisket-Bisket]

1. Bush

Not his league. Too many squares.

[provis99]

3. Maybe Marbles is more his speed

Bush likes bright shiny round marbles.

[radfringe]

24. nahhh - he's lost his marbles years ago

[opihimoimoi]

15. LOL...what a pun

[Downtown Hound]

2. No way he plays chess

The horsies would scare him.

[babylonsister]

4. ROFL! nt

[MADem]

11. My precise thought...! nt

[opihimoimoi]

22. It comes down to the horses"? OMG

[spirald]

5. I figure Cheney would be the queen ...

... seems like he's got the most freedom of movement to run the board, but his power comes from being enabled by Bush.

[meow2u3]

49. Cheney a queen?

I didn't know he was gay, BTA, the prick he is, I wouldn't be surprised :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[babylonsister]

6. No way. I can't even think of a game he'd be good at. Jacks? Pick-up-sticks?

He could cheat. :shrug: :P

[muffin1]

48. Pin the tail

on the DONKEY??:-)

[opihimoimoi]

52. Rubbing shoulders in a pinch will do I guess

[Swamp Rat]

7. He plays 32 chess pieces pick-up

:D

[Jamastiene]

8. You really need to ask that?

You're shitting me, right? I'd be willing to bet he cannot even pronounce chess, much less play it. Even if he did try to play it, he would want all the rules set up so he always wins. He would also have it where he can move any piece any way he wants while his opponent has to sit there and take it. :crazy: That's the only way he would know how to play anything. Has he ever followed the same rules as the rest of us? No. The man is a spoiled rotten brat who always gets his way. :crazy:

[opihimoimoi]

21. Over his head I guess is what you are saying...too diff for him...

[baldguy]

30. Chess as Calvinball?

[DemBones DemBones]

9. Did someone say he plays chess?

The Bushes all seem to go in for outdoor sports: fishing, golf, tennis, horseshoes, brush clearing.

Their favorite indoor game is MONOPOLY. :rofl:

[opihimoimoi]

17. Monoply?? So pre teen...how Presidenshul is that??

[jmowreader]

61. It's all in HOW you play it.

Just playing Monopoly like you and I (or really you because I dislike that game very much) do, that's not presidential.

Playing it with real money and the land values updated to 2007 levels, like Shrub does, that's more manly.

And playing it with real money you got from a Halliburton cost overrun...that's Republican-Presidential.

[Ilsa]

39. No, Monopoly isn't a game, it's a religion for these bastards. nt

[Lucinda]

10. I've always seen him as more of a pictionary sort of guy

I see no King when I look at him
But he makes a dandy rook.

[troubleinwinter]

12. Huh?

This is too complicated for him.

[Richard Steele]

13. "In the game of Chess, you can never let your opponent see your pieces. Heh heh heh."

[hunter]

37. Yep. Exactly.

He thinks it's a game of poker.

The damned thing is that too many Americans are closing their eyes, especially the press.

But anyone who's got their eyes open can see what's on the board.

[opihimoimoi]

53. On Board??? It aint Bush dats fer sure

[Kip Humphrey]

14. Bush prefers checkers... Chinese checkers.

[opihimoimoi]

18. But But, thats usually played by kids....?

[malaise]

16. Looking at his moves would say he played

jacks and very badly. :D:

[eShirl]

19. "How do you "king me" with these here fancy checkers?"

[opihimoimoi]

20. Yeah, you guys agree....there is no way this dude plays the game

[golddigger]

23. They have to...

Write it out in big bold letters on his notes...CHA-YES!!!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

25. Chess? He hasn't figured out CandyLand yet. n/t

[MiniMe]

26. Bush would jump over all the opponents pieces and say "King Me" when he

got his piece to the other side.

[Gin]

27. We the People are his... Pawns

g

[opihimoimoi]

31. when PAWNs reach the other side...they become QUEENS(the most powerful piece)

[Tesha]

28. Well, he saw Ron Weasly play Wizard's Chess once in a movie.

It had a lot of really cool smash-em/bash-em action!

Tesha

[Didereaux]

29. What a question...the man fell down trying to play Kick the Can

As Mark Twain was want to say"...it was to many for him."

[opihimoimoi]

32. Reduced to the sidelines w a megaphone??? LOL

[seemslikeadream]

33. He hasn't mastered tic-tac-toe yet

[opihimoimoi]

36. LOL...borderline CRUEL

[0007]

34. 'Slap Jack' . . . Bar none.

junior likes to have his favorite enemies on a desk of cards.

Chess is too analytical for junior.

[opihimoimoi]

35. I doubt if the man can comprehend the basic moves, never mind the Openings, Middle game and Endings

[Totally Committed]

38. Are you serious? He's still trying to figure out "Candyland".

When he figures out how to get from the peppermint slide through the fudge swamp, they may introduce him to Checkers.

But, Chess? They probably try to make him feel better by telling him only "Commies" do well at the game.

TC

[opihimoimoi]

42. LOL..commies even???...LOL

[Prophet 451]

40. Maybe he does play

Doesn't mean he's any good at it.

[opihimoimoi]

41. I doubt if he knows the concept/rules/moves of the game..I heard it was taught at WEST POINT

as a means of teaching offense/defense

[Prophet 451]

43. Probably

Chess has always been a game about war.

Maybe it's idealistic but wouldn't it be nice if, instead of having a war, you just had the two greatest chess masters of each nation play best-of-three?

[opihimoimoi]

46. Bush against Kasparov??? Tomorrow we speak Russian....lol

[WinkyDink]

44. You JEST. Bush couldn't cope with CANDYLAND.

[KamaAina]

45. Okay, now the horsie is the piece that can jump over other pieces...

Queen: Angela Merkel or Condi, depending :P

Rooks (castles): Gitmo and Abu Ghraib

Bishops: Robertson and Dobson

Knights: he sacrificed them both 'cause he's afraid of horses :P

Pawns: ALL OF US!!!!!!!

Checkmate!

edit: may have gone a bit "South Park" there...

[opihimoimoi]

47. The Windsheild Cowboy who is afraid of Horses/Mules/ Donkeys/Zebras/Ponies/ and Courage

[kineneb]

50. no, he doesn't, and neither do the NeoCons

...but the Iranians do, and have been playing the game for centuries, along with backgammon. One of the reasons I cite for not messing with Iran. Just a bad idea.

King-Bushie
Queen-Cheney (the real power in chess)
Bishops-Rummy(out of play), Condi
Knights & Rooks- the military
Pawns- foot soldiers and the US public

[opihimoimoi]

51. How in the World did Bush reach the Oval Office without knowing SHIT./..It was all a Facade

The GOP MFKrs conned us, scammed America...Bastids...dunno shit.....

[Spazito]

54. LOL, he is still trying to put the different sized rings

in the right order on the plastic stand, he is ALMOST there!

Laughing but yet not.

[opihimoimoi]

57. There has got to be a LEMON LAW allowing removal from the Oval Office ASAP

[Spazito]

58. Well, there is but it is soooo pre 9/11, it was called impeachment

and Congressional oversight but is now called impotence, sadly.

[opihimoimoi]

59. We need a system for faster removal asap...this is insane to have

a leader who is nutz remaining in power....

[HughMoran]

55. No point - Bush can't possibly play chess

He's just too stupid.

[opihimoimoi]

56. When they told him OSAMA is coming in 2001....he didn't comprehend the warning...

When they told him Katrina at Cat 4 was about to hit New Oreals...He did not ask a single question...an indication of no comprehension...

This dudes Brain is stuck on STUPID......

Chess...and we seem to agree...is not in his bag.....

[Hubert Flottz]

60. Pocket Pool...

Mostly Away Games With Jeff, I think!

[opihimoimoi]

62. Behind the 8 Ball Bush....he is always getting in position for the 8 Ball