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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 04:42 PM
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Caption Sizzling Fred and His Trophy Wife


"Can't I even get a little spontaneous applause from YOU?"
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book_worm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 04:43 PM
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1. "You do find me a little attractive don't 'ya?"
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 04:43 PM
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2. No, Fred... I didn't smile at him. He smiled at me.
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 04:45 PM
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3. Women love him. And why not?
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 04:48 PM
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8. He looks like he's from Whoville.
I guess that makes him a kind of "cute"...

:wtf:
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Beausoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 06:32 PM
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47. LOL. Watching The Grinch will never be the same.
He really does look like Pa Whoville. Slice me up some roast beast!
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HockeyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 04:51 PM
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11. GROSS
from a woman almost his age. If my husband looked like that, I would divorce him. Must be the money. How a much younger woman could marry him is beyond me.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 04:51 PM
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13. Ever see those side by side photos of how the stress of the presidency ages men?
Edited on Thu Oct-04-07 04:52 PM by Bucky
Imagine Fred in eight years....




stressed out...




angst ridden...




and curled up...




in the fetal position...



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tekisui Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 05:40 PM
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41. Oh, good one, you got me!
:spray:
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Demit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 04:52 PM
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14. Hahaha! Creature from the Black Lagoon look sad there. nt
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 05:13 PM
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31. he's mimicking a pretty decent guy in that pic
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 04:45 PM
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4. "I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle." Ride 'im, cowgirl!
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 04:46 PM
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5. 'I don't care how many votes it'll cost!
I want a blow job right now!"

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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 04:47 PM
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6. Damn, looks like he's about to ground her.
And she looks like she's pissed about being late for her equestrian lessons.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 04:49 PM
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9. And she looks like she's over 18 too.
:hide:
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Tinksrival Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 05:10 PM
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30. Ha Ha!!

Is that her costume for campaigning in Iowa?
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I live in girlfreinds hometown in the Chicago suburbs. I know she is now a Tennessee chick but this is funny!
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 06:02 PM
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42. she`s from naperville......now that`s funny
the last time i was there, i certainly did`t see any of the ladies wearing cowgal boots just prada`s ... hell they do`t wear cowgal boots out here
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BobRossi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 04:48 PM
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7. Trophy?
She's a hag.
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 04:49 PM
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10. Monopoly: She won second place in a beauty contest. Collect $20.00.
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rhiannon55 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 04:51 PM
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12. No caption, just an observation
He looks like he's about to punch her; reminds me of abusive men I've known in my own life. Good thing there was a camera person there. :hide: :yoiks:
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 04:52 PM
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18. Interesting observation.
Edited on Thu Oct-04-07 04:54 PM by BurtWorm
She also looks like she's in a physically defensive position. Who knows what really goes on between them?
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 04:52 PM
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15. It's good to see that the poor dear finally got a set of legs.
After seeing her mermaid picture, I was so concerned!
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Junkdrawer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 04:52 PM
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16. Hi, I'm Fred Thompson and that's sumthin' wurth thinkin 'bout.
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eFriendly Donating Member (260 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 04:52 PM
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17. It looks like reality just set in with Thompson's wife
Edited on Thu Oct-04-07 04:53 PM by eFriendly
that she isn't going to ever be residing at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. And that her gargoyle hubby is only good at politics in television shows - with the script written by a Liberal.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 04:53 PM
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19. it looks like he's wearing a bra and a girdle, like the gut buster. Some big ole Moobs there.
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 04:55 PM
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20. She's just mad because his boobs are bigger. nt
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 04:56 PM
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21. I'll bet she rides him with that outfit on.
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 04:57 PM
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22. "I don't like the idea either
....but I'll be back in the morning to pick you up. You gotta WORK this corner baby, I need all the money I can get for this campaign! And you betta not be holdin' out on me beeotch!!

:rofl:
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no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 04:57 PM
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23. Young lady, you're in a lot of trouble.
And by the way, you're GROUNDED!
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 04:57 PM
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24. "Get away from me you old goat."
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 04:58 PM
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25. "I tell you they MADE me wear the little green hat!"
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Auggie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 04:59 PM
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26. Jeri's thought bubble: "And to think I could've had Sam Waterston."
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 05:00 PM
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27. It's hard to tell
but it looks like he's actually a bit back from her and is reading that sign in the window. Still a funny pic though ;)
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angrycarpenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 05:06 PM
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28. May-December romance in action
Buy me something expensive and maybe I will act like I like you. (god I miss the pool boy)
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eFriendly Donating Member (260 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 05:10 PM
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29. Fred: "When my ten-gallon hat is feelin' five gallons flat. . .
I hanker for a hunka cheese."
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 05:13 PM
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32. his pants fit great....
They need Cialis...when you can't predict...
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 05:15 PM
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33. Ewww. What does she see in that old geezer?
Surely not the White House.
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Totally Committed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 05:17 PM
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35. Lotsa cash
lotsa, lotsa $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

He can't live THAT much longer, can he? And then it'll all
be hers.

TC




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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 05:16 PM
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34. Git yer fat ass in the kitchen and make me some pie!
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cmd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 05:18 PM
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36. " I forgot to turn my cell phone on. So sue me." n/t
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 05:18 PM
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Isn't this the corner you were working when we first met?
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MoonRiver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 05:18 PM
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37. I'm not buying that headache crap anymore.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 05:20 PM
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38. Wow. Married people arguing.
Never seen that before. And yes, he's a toad.
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partylessinOhio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 05:21 PM
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39. Like Moms Mabley used to say, "I don't want no OLD MAN!"


That man is too old for a woman his age. Look at that turkey neck!
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 06:48 PM
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50. LOL, my first thought exactly, turkey wattle, EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW
Jeri needs a nightly bag.
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Jack Bone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 05:36 PM
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40. GO TRIBE!!
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 06:03 PM
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43. I SAID, go clean up your room.
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judaspriestess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 06:04 PM
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44. You forgot to make the fucking donuts???
bitch
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 06:08 PM
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45. No, Fred, I will not go in there with you to help you buy a bra! nt
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Missy Vixen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 06:27 PM
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46. "I just saw the VISA bill!" n/t
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 06:45 PM
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48. "Viagra? HA! What you need is Doug Henning."
:smoke:
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 06:46 PM
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49. Kinda reminds me of Tom and Katie
How could she do that turkey chin?? Makes me wanna :puke:
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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 06:51 PM
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51. "You forgot to iron my fucking pants!!"
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seasat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-04-07 07:27 PM
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52. Run little girl! It's about to attack!
I think they're reenacting a scene from "The Creature from the Black Lagoon".
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Blue Fire Donating Member (588 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-06-07 11:52 AM
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53. Ol' Freddie found Babycakes cell number on the Senate mens room wall....
the one next to Larry Craig's office.
No wonder he looks pissed!
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