Larry's song

[BornagainDUer]

Since Larry's decided to try to keep his Senate seat




http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071004/ap_on_go_co/craig_senate


I decided to pen a theme song



(Sung to the tune of Tony Orlando's "Knock three times")


Hey boy watcha doin in there, playin' alone all day when I'm one stall over.

I can see your wide stance clearly, I see your acting rather queerly,
One stall over I'll be your doggy Rover if you want me.

Woof, woof, woof...yipe!

Tap three times on the tile if you want me,
Once on the pipes means you don't wanna blow.

Woof, woof, woof, yipe!
thump, thump thump means you'll ((beat me)) in the hall way,
I'm no pedophile, just a regular repug ho.


Repeat as often as you like.

:hi:

[malaise]

1. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

:rofl:

[calimary]

2. One stall over I'll be your doggy Rover...!!! OMG!!!

And how would he proceed to identify himself to the object of his affections? By peeking over and announcing - "It is I. Da HO!"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Gotta be a DUzy winner!

GOT to!

[BornagainDUer]

3. After the Craig scandal happened Tony Orlando's song kept playing

in my head.

Glad you like it.

:hi:

[Contrary1]

4. Good job!

Here's another. Youtube yanks it off as quick as they get posted. Too bad, the video was a riot.

http://www.spokesmanreview.com/media/audio/082907_clarkknock3times.mp3

Toilet trollin' Senator Craig.
Standing so tall outside my bathroom stall at the airport.
Through the crack I see you peeking.
I know what you're really seeking.
You tap a code from the next door commode.
Playin' footsie.
---
It's Lusty Larry!

Chorus...
Tap three times with your loafer if you want me.
Mmmm. Twice on the tank - if the answer is no.
Tidy bowl man!
(Tap. Tap. Tap.)
Means you'll meet me in the stall-way.
Twice on the tank means you just gotta go.

Verse 2.
Being busted inside a john.
It's not a thing that a right-wing Republican should do.
All your talk of family values.
Flushed away in scandalous loo news.
And all your denials are stinking like piles of political poo.
(What a wide stance.)
---

Chorus.
Tap three times with your loafer if you want me.
Twice on the tank - if the answer is no. No?
Dirty Larry!
(Tap. Tap. Tap.)
He's unbuckling his beltway.
White and far right means you're from Idaho.

(Refrain.)
Crapitol Hill is buzzin.
About Larry's lavatorial lovin.
It seems so wrong wanting sex in a john.
(Hey, rent a motel.)
Tap three times with your loafer if you want me.
Twice on the tank - if the answer is no.
(Tap. Tap. Tap.)
Means you'll meet me in the stall-way.
You're in the tank, better say adios

[BornagainDUer]

5. ROFLMAO

Somebody else using the same song!

:hi: