So Tweety used to be a cop, huh?

[CatWoman]

Can you imagine getting arrested by him?

He'd probably have you begging him to lock you up so you won't have to listen to his motormouth dribble.

[AlCzervik]

1. i would be beggin him to "Please taze me bro"

[Olney Blue]

2. More than that- I would ask for a lethal injection ASAP.

btw, his wife Kathleen has DEFINITELY been to a Georgetown plastic surgeon.

[devilgrrl]

3. Did you know, I used to be an Astronaut and got to go to Mars?????

You believe me don't you?

[CatWoman]

7. how's Morgan Fairchild?

:hi:

[zbdent]

4. I was let off with a warning

but only because I had stuffed my flightsuit with a sock in the front ...

[UTUSN]

5. He was a RENT A COP for about THREE (3) months. Capitol policeman.

Now, before somebody decides this is a slur on Capitol policemen, Tweety himself never brought it up UNTIL those shootings of 2 or 3 Capitol plicemen in (1997?) and when he saw that they were being called "heroes" all over the media for days. THAT's when he decided to bring it up.


Everything about Tweety is about SELF-promotion!!1 When SNL -------*satirized*------ him, he took it as being a TRIBUTE, and he couldn't stop saying, "I. Am. An. ICON. I have been 'done' on SNL!!1"

[Hieronymus]

6. I hope Tweety never criticizes Elizabeth Edwards for speaking out. ...

Apparently, Tweety took a beating from Jon Stewart.