"What next for Larry Craig?" office pool

[struggle4progress]

So many surprises! What's next? Step up and place your bet.

Men's room arrest reopens questions about Sen. Larry Craig (8/28)
http://www.idahostatesman.com/eyepiece/story/143801.html

Republicans Say Senator Will Resign Over Sex Sting (8/31)
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/31/washington/31cnd-craig.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

Craig to announce resignation (8/31)
http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/08/31/craig.arrest/index.html

Craig resigns over airport bathroom sex sting (9/1)
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20467347/

Sen. Craig may not resign, spokesman says (9/4)
Official says decision hinges on outcomes of Minn. legal case, ethics probe
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20593999/

Craig won't resign if case is overturned (9/5)
http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/09/05/craig/index.html?iref=newssearch

Craig decided not to seek re-election before scandal broke (9/6)
http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/09/06/craig/

Craig: For now, I will continue my work in the Senate (9/26)
http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/09/26/craig.arrest/index.html?eref=rss_law

[Sanity Claws]

1. He opens a tap dancing studio

while remaining in the Senate.

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

2. He's standing tall, he's standing proud, he's got a wide stance!

I can't even imagine the level of cluelessness one must possess to be Sen. Craig. :-) MKJ

[opihimoimoi]

3. Typical Republican....SELFINTEREST BEFORE COUNTRY/NATION

"Fuck the Party....I gonna fight this crap" "Just cause I pick up some TP and have a wide Stance...them Libs are pickin on me"

[smokey nj]

4. Stays in the Senate, but changes his name to Nasty Nasty Boy

and shows up for work everyday wearing a ball gag and leather ass pants.

[tridim]

7. Maybe he could quit the GOP and found the "Nasty Naughty Boy" party?

[TahitiNut]

5. The Senate will vote him a separate restroom. He'll sponsor a bill to assess fines ...

... against airlines flying with malfunctioning lavatories, forcing passengers to use airport facilities to the point they're so crowded that patrons must share cubicles and restrooms outside the security gates are all that are available.

:silly:

[tridim]

6. "We're puttin' the band back together"

He's on a mission from Gawd.

[upi402]

8. Larry Craig sucks eom

[UrbScotty]

9. Actually, there already is a Senate zombie caucus

Strom Thurmond chairs it.

[B Calm]

10. He put the ho in Idaho!

[struggle4progress]

12. !

:evilgrin:

[saltpoint]

11. At this point in the jumble I'd like to see Senator Craig hold a

big to-do news conference in which he would say, in effect, "Yeah, I'm gay. What's more, I'm not ashamed of it, and if you are the sort of voter who tries to make me feel shame for who I am, I don't want your vote in the first place. What shame I have is for the numerous times I voted against women and men who were on the spectrum of LGBTQ and did so without my true head or my true heart, and I'm sorry for those votes and wish i could take them back."

If Craig did that, which he certainly will not, he'd at least be square with me. Still wouldn't get my vote but at least he'd reset the screen.