Rush Passed his Drug Test!

[RamboLiberal]

Obviously worried about Sen. Tom Harkin's direct hit to Rush's drug habits, today at the top of his show the wingnut's P.T. Barnum announced he'd gone in for his monthly screening and passed it.

HAZAAH! Republicans must be so proud. The man they want to commend on the floor of the House has finally, after 18 months on probation for being a druggie, passed his drug test. It defines "family values" in a whole new way. Rush has now taken to reading the names and airing the statements of obscure House members who suck up to the radio veteran smearing chickenhawk, one saying he deserves "mega kudos" for what he's doing on the air.

I wonder when a Republican is going to notice that Rush admitted to doctoring the tape of his show on his "phony soldiers" slur? Anyone?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/taylor-marsh/rush-passed-his-drug-test_b_67333.html

[Skidmore]

1. Whose pee did he purchase?

[Donnachaidh]

8. what was that movie about some guy buying a *Wizzonator* device?

I cannot remember the name, but your post reminded me of it. The character got caught using it for the drug test and he got dragged out of the john by his err, device... :rofl:

[LiberalFighter]

10. There was a football player found with one on a plane flight

[MrMickeysMom]

12. His maid's!

[RavensChick]

15. n/t

:rofl: :rofl:

[yurbud]

2. he probably meant he has the minimum necessary to be a GOP pundit

[redqueen]

3. I doubt it.

And even if they did notice, they'd never admit it.

They are phony to the core.

[lpbk2713]

4. I drove my car today.

And I didn't run over and kill any pedestrians.

Does that make me a great American? :shrug:

[VP505]

5. So Rush passed

his drug test, SO WHAT, he is still a drug addicted, lying windbag coward!

[DaveJ]

6. The test probably came back 'positive' and he was too dumb to know any better.

nt

[janx]

7. Wait, are you saying

that he has been on probation for 18 months, that he's had to undergo drug testing each month during that time, and that this was the first time he passed?

[samplegirl]

9. He's also added an extra

50lbs. I guess he's replaced his subtance abuse with food and lots of it.

[FreakinDJ]

11. His Brain is still Drug Addled

[Blue Belle]

13. Wow. I didn't know BALCO sold hillbilly heroin...

:)

[Disturbed]

16. Will this Ass Clown lose any money due to his latest BS?

I doubt it. He will keep his show & the Armed Services Radio Show until he croaks.

[Blue Belle]

18. The hypocrisy in this instance is astounding...

Dittoheads will label veterans who have served in and disagree with this war as phoney... but they'll defend to the death a blowhard who got a deferment due to a boil on his ass. :eyes:

[in_cog_ni_to]

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[Bjorn Against]

17. Not only is there that...

But a lot of people forget that drug tests are basically designed to find pot, most other drugs are naturally washed out of the system very quickly. Rush would not have had to quit for very long at all to pass that test, and I am willing to bet he is popping those pills once again.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

19. On the other hand, the test indicated Rush is definitely pregnant.

:rofl:

[lpbk2713]

20. And soon there will be the pitter-patter of

little Coultergeist feet running around the EIB studios. :rofl:

[WindRavenX]

21. feh. Passing drug tests can be pretty easy.

NT