UPDATE to the mouse head in the beans story...

[Didereaux]

Was there ever a doubt that Stan the Stupid Virus was very far away from the Allen's company?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/12461951@N03/



..... ;)

[woodsprite]

1. She should have claimed she was a vegetarian and gotten them

for product fraud and mislableing.

[Mz Pip]

2. In related news

The family of Roland P. Rodent is offering a $10 reward leading to the capture of Scully. T. Cat who is wanted for questioning as a feline of interest in the alleged decapitation murder of one of their 97 offspring. The head of Roland was found at the bottom of the stairs of the residence of Scully T. Cat on the morning of October 6, 2007. Unfortunately, the head was removed from the scene of the crime so positive identification and further forensic analysis cannot be completed. Scully T. Cat was seen running from the scene.



Scully T. Cat has known psychotic tendencies and is considered armed and dangerous with sharp claws and very sharp teeth.

Mz Pip, the room mate of Scully T. Cat refuses to admit or deny that she saw the alleged perpetrator at the bottom of the stairs when she got up to get a glass of water at 1am. Mr Pip admits to removing said mouse head citing that he could no longer tolerate Mz Pip shrieking when said mouse head was discovered.

Mz Pip
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