Since we don't have a Tweety forum (but should)...

[PCIntern]

Let me just say that in a recent post I wrote:

I hate him, detest him, and despise him..."
"In fact HIM I don't like!" - MAD Magazine, 196-(?)

Tweety is a politically schizophrenic, opportunistic, two-faced, faux-Philadelphian, faux-Tip O'Neill employee, faux-masculine, faux-intelligent, faux-insider, faux-journalist, faux-commentator, faux-insightful, faux-amusing, creepy, smarmy, psychologically unstable, projectionist-of-values-and-mores-onto-others, overstuffed shithead.

I know I forgot a few things but what the Hell...it's a good start.

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I just can't stand when he goes into his cliches, to wit:

...I remember when my old boss, Tip O'Neill, the Speaker of the House, once said...

or


...where I'm from, Philadelphia:

a. Frank Rizzo, the mayor, was responsible for getting out the African-American vote - of course it was so they could vote against him because they THOUGHT he was racist...

b. which is right next to Delaware Country where my brother ran for Lieutenant Governor with a football hero, Lynn Swann...

c. a union city which was very labor oriented, but the Democrats were corrupt to the core...why David Marston, the US Attorney, was dismissed by President Carter, while pursuing corrupt Democrats.

or


...Hillary's 'cackle' (This MF Matthews has some fucking nerve talking about anyone else's laugh. That stupid bastard with his nervous 'HAH' when he starts to get out of control. Impulse-control-disordered.

or...

...spitting all over his guests...

Hey Tweety: "Tell me something I don't know!" Really? Try starting at "Aardvark" and go to ZZZy...