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Oh, what to do with the rightwing and neocon population that calls The United States of America home but by their actions prove they have no dedication to American principles. It's frustrating - no - infuriating when their failed and hopelessly corrupt leader speaks those three little words that drive them to a near frenzy; "War on terror", and they hand over the national treasury, callously tossing American families into debt for generations, for dumya to squander and hand out to his war profiteering cronys. Then they obediently turn their heads and pretend not to notice dumya and Darth Cheney cut the constitution, our constitution, into strips they roll onto cardboard tubes for use in their personal biffys while somehow having been brainwashed into believing those stupid yellow magnetic ribbons on their gas hog land yachts make things allllllllllll better!
And I'm sure it's frustrating for them on the very rare occasion somebody mistakenly identifies one of them as a progressive and attempts to carry on an intelligent conversation on the issues.
So, we need a plan that will make everyone happy while repairing America's crumbling democratic foundation, and I would like to offer one proposal.
Let's send bushco, the freepers, and all these other rightwing neocon dimwit peckerheads to Myanmar, and Myanmar can send their pesky peace and freedom hungry monks and others here. It's a win-win situation!
Myanmar already has a repressive, trigger-happy military dictatorship, dumya's wet dream idea of a government. They can appoint him dictator for life, and ol' dumya will swear he's died and gone to whatever his perverted idea of heaven is. Myanmar will have a bunch of mentally pre-programmed sheeple who will gladly give up civil liberties like cigarettes on New Years Day whenever they put their new great leader on TV or radio and he whispers those three little words - "War on terror..."
We, on the other hand, will have an interesting new ethnic group to become acquainted with while we restore the luster and glory to our Flag, and the Nation for which It stands, and rescue our constitutional republic from the refuse heap where bushco, freepers et al have left it for all but dead. We can bring our brave soldiers home from dumya's Iraq fiasco (I'm sure the Myanmar army will be more than happy to jump head first into that fray!), provide for their post-combat needs, rebuild our troops to pre-Iraq fiasco strength physically and mentally, and re-deploy our soldiers to do their primary duties of protecting our homeland and defending our borders. You know, in case the freepers try to come back!
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