"I think Senator Larry Craig should stay and I'll tell you why....."

[Catherine Vincent]

Dinwitty, VA

"I believe he should stay. How many people have been to these bathrooms and half the time they don't have the toilet paper on the handle, I had tooken my foot and put it on the other side and accidently hit people on the foot and I had it done to me in the bathroom, he didn't ask nobody for sex.... by his mouth. Blah Blah Blah."

--CSPAN caller from Dinwitty, VA

:rofl:

[Bicoastal]

1. They're right! It happens to me almost every day!

Also, the part about pleading guilty, not telling my friends or anyone in my family, and then trying to overturn the ruling months later only when everyone finds out about it? I do that too!

But that doesn't mean I'm gay or anything....

:rofl:

[rox63]

2. Should that be Dim-witty instead of Dinwitty? n/t

[Catherine Vincent]

4. That's what I said!

:)

[triguy46]

3. Oh yeah. Happens all the time. n/t

[Danger Mouse]

5. Ask the caller how many teeth and/or brain cells he has.

Encourage him to count with his fingers. He may also need to count on his toes. I doubt he'll have to go beyond there, though.

[peekaloo]

6. It's jest common curtsy to wave yer hand under the stall to see if the

fella next to ya needs a lil help. Hell sometimes ya need a third hand in them tiny spaces.

signed-ed Cletus.

ha-yuck. :dunce: