Your Festivas shopping just got easier, Lynne Cheney has penned a new book!

[Virginia Dare]

Blue Skies, No Fences, a poignant memoir ...:puke:

Since her husband took office in early 2001, Lynne Cheney has been the woman alongside the country's vice president. But in her new memoir, Cheney gives readers some insight into her background. In "Blue Skies, No Fences: A Memoir of Childhood and Family" she tells a coming-of-age story set in her hometown and when the country seemed more in control of its destiny.

Cheney also details her first meeting with a young man named Dick, who would become her future husband. Read an excerpt of the book below in which Cheney explains her childhood and the hopes of the western part of the country.

[soothsayer]

1. any hot lesbo action?

[Virginia Dare]

5. No this is a "family" book...

I did skim through the first chapter though, and she might be able to patent it as a sleep aid.

[Trajan]

2. The Festivus for the rest of us ....

I would not think of sullying the glorious day of Festivus with this tripe

[peekaloo]

3. Awwww how sweet. Now she's writing about Dick.

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The Scag is on tomorrow's Daily Show.

[HughBeaumont]

4. In the immortal words of Al Bundy:

"Am I the ONLY one who can taste the BILE???"

[Canuckistanian]

6. How ironic

The wife of the man who has dramatically INCREASED the number of fences, both figuratively and literally.

And blue skies? Ask anyone in a major city who's ever seen a real blue sky lately.