I've Been Drunk for Three Days & My Finger's on the Button ---pix--->>>

[Stephanie]

Also, I hate children.




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[Virginia Dare]

1. More like drunk for three years...

if not decades.

[Bum Whisperer]

2. If those are requisites...

I'm more than qualified to run the country! :D

[MrCoffee]

3. scariest damn anti-drug ad i've ever seen...

just say no, kiddos.

[PA Democrat]

4. Why are those people seated so far away from Bush?

Are his handlers afraid someone might smell the alcohol on his breath?

[MrCoffee]

5. they moved their seats after Tipsy McStagger lurched out onto the patio.

[catmandu57]

6. I've got to stop opening these threads

My blood pressure demands it. It's not right to go through life wanting to smack the bejeezus out of people.

[bdamomma]

7. fucking dictator.

probably the only time he ever said the truth.

"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000

[tech3149]

8. I've been drinking every day for like 4 decades and I don't look that bad

Poor guy needs to spend more time with his family.

[teamster633]

9. "I asked for 4 fingers and they gave me 4 bottles...

...I thought it would be impolite if I didn't drink up."

[onethatcares]

10. I keep listening because I want to hear the meltdown,

seriously, we all know it has sounded like, "muy fallow murcans, taday ishh da day we gunna gedum all". But, one day, he will say something similar and the entire press corp will laugh out loud, he'll then go back to maine or conneticut or wherever the hell he thinks he comes from.

That second shot is very strange.

[SteppingRazor]

11. This thread is highly offensive to drunks

I demand that it be locked immediately.

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