How can Ann Coulter be "perfected"?

[kurth]

Is there any medical procedure suitable for the poor miserable wretch?

[Bluebear]

1. Medically no, but how about blasting her into space in a capsule?

Oh wait, talk about space junk.

[WillyT]

2. Um...

:shrug:

[Mojambo]

3. Yeah... I'm pretty sure we'll have to scrap the whole thing and go back to formula on that. n/t

[Joanne98]

4. Removing her Apple's apple would help! LOL

[noamnety]

17. you are out of line with the transphobic jokes here. (nt)

[tridim]

5. Send her back in time to 1932 Germany

and let her die along side her Nazi heroes.

[iamjoy]

14. If Time Travel Is An Option

Send her back to the middle ages - as a peasant. You know what they did to outspoken women there, don't you?

[codjh9]

6. Perfected? You'd have to start from Ground Zero. I think she's actually insane.

And incredibly mean and hateful. Literally full-of-hate. What the hell happened to her at a young age to make her into this monster? And Cheney too. Seriously. These people somehow were majorly warped at an impressionable age.

[LiberalFighter]

7. Castrate her

[DemoTex]

10. Beat me to it. Gelding comes to my mind also.

[RiverStone]

8. How?.....Have you seen this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgSBhlw-o9E

p.s. the answer is at the end

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. Alien abduction.

The problem is that they'd probably send her back.

[Canuckistanian]

11. I think she's FUBAR'ed

She'd make a good whip antenna on my ham rig.

[OHdem10]

12. Earlier today, someone posted a copy of a letter (Jewish

Group) asking the various Television Programs not
to invite Anne Coulter on the air anymore.

Perhaps this aid in her formation.

[DavidDvorkin]

13. Throw a bucket of water on her

And watch her melt away.

[JackBeck]

15. How about surgically removing her for the brains of DUers.

Then we wouldn't waste time commenting on her outrageous statements which help sell her books.

[Mz Pip]

16. She needs to

stop sticking her finger down her throat for a start.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[Historic NY]

18. Maybe we can get Dr Jack Kevorkian to preform one......

after all she has had a lobotomy.

[begin_within]

19. I like her being around, because she makes the entire Conservative population look bad

[Melynn]

20. Retirement

It would be perfect for her.

[Colorado Progressive]

21. By being run over by a bus.

But I guess that's not a medical procedure.

[Blue Belle]

22. Lobotomy...

oh wait... she's already had one.