OH, This soooo deserves a caption...

[berni_mccoy]

[Swede]

1. "I like to pull the legs off flys."

nt

[Joanne98]

2. Jews? I don't see any Jews?

[ruiner4u]

3. check out that tspot...

Clinique needs to send her a gift basket..

[Fuzz]

4. "Please hate me"

"It makes me horny"

[Richardo]

5. Soft as a baby's bottom? This skin IS from a baby's bottom.

I ate the rest.

[Canuckistanian]

6. My face is made of space-age vinyl

And I don't think that's the regulation amount of teeth for a human.

[originalpckelly]

7. A is for the way you 'ate them Jews...

R is for the way you "respect" them too

Y is for yutz

A is for asshole

N is for ninny!

[TahitiNut]

8. "Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone."

:puke:

[Whoa_Nelly]

9. I get my glow from Viagra!

[Vincardog]

10. Who would have thought that a 50 year old man could look THIS good?

[begin_within]

11. Coulter glares at reporter who points out gray roots above her forehead

[Froward69]

12. The shine of tortured hate.

[partylessinOhio]

13. Another Oil of Olay woMAN.

[eFriendly]

14. "SILENCE!... I kill you!"