I was just watching faux news...Gore did NOT win the Nobel Prize

[rpannier]

According to Brit Hume, Bush is Nobel Prize winner.

Apparantly, the voters from Africa, Asia and most of Latin America have had their votes invalidated because their names appeared on a "Cannot vote list" provided by a company in Atlanta.

The Diebold touch-screen voting machines that were used were unable to provide a papertrail and there were questions about hanging chads in the Norweigen votes.

The US Supreme Court has ruled that the Nobel Committee must stop the recount and they have named duh-bya the Nobel Peace Prize winner.

[helderheid]

1. !!!

:rofl:

DUzy!!!!!!!!

[Lugnut]

14. Oh yeah.

:rofl:

[flvegan]

2. I heard Katherine Harris-Nobel had a hand in this.

[Billy Burnett]

3. The Nobel Committee must be stopped before a mushroom cloud is the smoking gun. eom

[KansDem]

5. Are you saying the Committee has prizes of mass destruction?

ATTACK NOW, before logic and reasoning sets in!!!

:scared:
Don't we have something like 45 minutes to do so?

[King Coal]

12. LOL! Good one, Kansdem.

[nightrider767]

4. Dang Boy!!!!

Doncha know that givin that boy Al Gore the Nobel Peace prise is just gonna open the door wide open to terrorists!?!

[bonito]

6. Kick

Good one!

[driver8]

7. I just heard on Fox news that the Supreme Court gave the Nobel Prize to Bush.

After all, Bush has devoted his presidency to world peace...

[nightrider767]

15. I heard He's up for sainthood too!!!

Course he's gotta be dead to qualify. So who knows, it may actually be a good thing. :toast:

[Mend]

8. I heard it was in literature and he shared it with Jenna..."The Noble Goat Goes

to Africa"...they are donating the Nobel money to his library shelf.

[Cirque du So-What]

9. That's probably not far off the mark

I expect the talking heads at POX News are stomping sour grapes as we speak. They're preparing to ferment and bottle this vile vintage for conservatroid consumption over the coming weeks.

They'll take an opportunity to gloat over the stolen election of 2000, mock his work on getting out the word on environmental issues by inviting every denialist in existence to spew their lies unfettered by rebuttal, and - of course - point out at every opportunity that Al Gore is sharing the honor with a United Nations panel (which affords them the opportunity to bash the UN as well - a two-fer!).

A pox on POX News and all their houses! I hope their bile is bitter in their throats!

I won't see any of this, however. I won't watch one millisecond of it. Even though I don't have 'POX-blocker,' it's self-enforced at my house. My adolescent son used to take pleasure during channel-surfing in stopping just long enough on POX News for me to recognize what's on the tube, prompting me to shout, 'turn off those assholes!' I'm glad the novelty of getting a rise out of me that way has since lost its appeal.

[SlowDownFast]

11. Hannity's America has an episode

already taped on How Al Gore Is A Hypocrite And The Nobel Prize Is A Farce.

[nightrider767]

16. And The World Is Flat!!!

[dancingme]

10. Gore turns Hume GREEN

with envy!

[Coexist]

13. there was an error, after which the Nobel vote counting facility lost power,

a Diebold tech told all the pollwatchers and pollworkers to leave the room so they couldn't see the proprietary, double super secret fix-y- disk and stuff, then, when they restored power and re-booted the system, George Bush, er... Jean Schmidt, er... George Bush was in the lead by 0.5% points.

[AwakeAtLast]

17. Your hatred of America astounds me.

;)

[robertpaulsen]

18. I heard many of the Russian voters accidentally voted for Pat Buchanan.

Funny I just started a thread like this in the lounge. I'm anticipating this will be the headline in The Onion next week.