L. Coyote
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Fri Oct-12-07 09:28 AM
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Why didn't George W. Bush and Richard Cheney win the Nobel Peace Prize? |
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1.) Jeb Bush and Katherine Harris did not have control over who voted. 2.) The Nobel Committee does not vote using black boxes with secret Republican code. 3.) James Baker's request to file a suit in the United States Supreme Court to change the outcome was denied.
OH, I almost forgot. They are WAR CRIMINALS!
Please help add any items to the list you think will be useful to the wingnut commentators today.
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sinkingfeeling
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Fri Oct-12-07 09:30 AM
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1. You forgot. The votes weren't tabulated by Diebold! |
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Fri Oct-12-07 09:31 AM
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2. If the candidates for the Nobel Peace Prize had narrowed to a choice between Hitler and George Bush, |
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Hitler would have won.
HE hasn't killed anyone in over fifty years.
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Fri Oct-12-07 09:31 AM
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Fri Oct-12-07 09:32 AM
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4. Because it's the Nobel Peace Prize |
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I heard they came in second for the Nobel Piece Prize. That goes to the person who causes the most death and destruction -- That prize was won by Multi-National Oil Companies (AGAIN)
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Fri Oct-12-07 09:37 AM
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5. It's all political, don't you know! |
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Fri Oct-12-07 09:38 AM
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6. BUSH WAS NOMINATED, Thank goodnes we know he can't win |
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crap, if his party doesn't control the ballots.
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L. Coyote
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Fri Oct-12-07 09:51 AM
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7. NO WAY! You are kidding, not? If not, who is the nut job? |
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Fri Oct-12-07 09:56 AM
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8. The vast left-wing conspiracy |
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was just too powerful.
I watch 5 minutes of Fixed Noise this morning. They showed their typical partisan leanings by trashing GOre, the UN the Nobel Committee and on and on. BUt if they really believe the BS they are spewing perhaps they need to ask themselves a different question: Why is GW Bush hated so much that the Nobel Committee would use Al Gore to slap him upside the head? If they want to make it about Bush, they should be asking why.
Mz Pip :dem:
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L. Coyote
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Fri Oct-12-07 10:20 AM
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12. They are parading out Reagan, not Bush. But this is the question they must confront. |
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You nailed it. This is a huge slap to a huge war criminal.
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Fri Oct-12-07 09:58 AM
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9. it's the damned Europeans |
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Fri Oct-12-07 10:12 AM
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10. 4) Still need one more conservative appointed to Nobel judges committee ... |
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Edited on Fri Oct-12-07 10:12 AM by eppur_se_muova
... to override ACTIVIST JUDGES!
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Fri Oct-12-07 10:17 AM
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Edited on Fri Oct-12-07 10:17 AM by Wildewolfe
Jimmy-joe noble (sic) prize for best village idiot with side kick hasn't been presented yet by jeff foxworthy and the blue collar comedy tour.
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Fri Oct-12-07 10:20 AM
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13. They're waiting for the much HIGHER award..... |
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Nobel WAR MONGER OR THE CENTURY!
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L. Coyote
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Fri Oct-12-07 11:35 AM
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16. Sitting next to Jesus during the Rapture, after starting Armageddon is more |
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likely their idea of the "highest" prize.
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Fri Oct-12-07 10:24 AM
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14. They dropped out of consideration to lend support to Rush. |
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Fri Oct-12-07 10:46 AM
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15. some freeper I know thinks Bush should have won |
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He told me that global violence is down, the economy is strong....
I asked what planet this was on.
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