Faux News Headlines

[sabra]

[Az]

1. Yay atheists on the radio ... but where is Al?

Hey!!!! They didn't mention Al. Maybe someone should call them up and let them know he won that Nobel Peace prize thingy. They probably just don't know about it yet.

[madinmaryland]

9. Heh Heh! They are calling AAR "NATIONAL" radio!!1!!

A bit more the Bill Orally says about AAR!!1!!

:rofl:

[rzemanfl]

2. I never should have watched the movie "Idiocracy" now I know

where this is headed....

[New Earth]

3. it looks like a website for children

:shrug:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

6. It is.

Or at least, people with the mental capacity of children.

[dipsydoodle]

4. Pity it hasn't got the headline from the winner

of Robert Greenwald's competition "Should Returns on Political Bribes be Taxed as Income or Dividends?" :rofl:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

5. No time for Nobel stories, the rapture is at hand.

It's the Second Coming of Captain America!

[jimnasium]

10. The new getup is alright...

But does Captain America REALLY need a gun and rambo knife?

Last time I checked, real superheroes don't need guns...

[Buzz Clik]

7. CNN got it right

[hatrack]

8. No surprises there . . .

What a broken-down leaky old wooden trough of BULLSHIT.

[Solly Mack]

11. Godless Infidels bring Captain America back from the rapture

while 1 in 5 Anna Nicole Smith warrants ends in abortion

[sakabatou]

12. LMAO

[Solly Mack]

13. It had to be said

[Bleacher Creature]

14. I thought this was a joke.

And then I checked for myself. Now I'm depressed.